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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1276 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears around like a boss.
we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).
we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).
