3 stories Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CheckOutLineChaos

Assholes, cc processing, checkout line, CheckOutLineChaos, consideration, couple, Courtesy, Disgruntled, end of the line, Etiquette, eye rolling, fast checkout, forgetful, fully checked out, grocery store, husband, last minute, Sensitive, shopping, waiting in line, Wife

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of being judged for trying to save time at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server where you can tap to pay before the cashier even finishes ringing you out, without any eye rolls or disapproving looks!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can forget items on your grocery list, send your husband to grab them, and still check out without any hassle. No need to worry about going back to the end of the line here!

We understand the struggle of trying to save time and avoid the dreaded grocery store line. So come join us and experience a world where you can shop in peace without any judgment. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual groceries along the way!

HeartbreakCraft SMP

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, emotional pain, forgiveness, growth, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, inner peace, letting go, lost love, Love Lost, moving on, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ores Mined:	8533	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Yo, so like, forget about that heartbreak and come join our epic Minecraft SMP! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, they’re chill as long as you bring them seeds as tribute.

We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. One player wished for a pet dragon and now they have to deal with it burning down their house every time they log on.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends with everyone? He keeps leaving explosive gifts for players to find, it’s a blast! Literally.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just watch out for the chicken overlords, they mean business.

MapleCraft: US Edition

annexation, Canada, collaboration, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, global impact, Government, international relations, MapleCraft, national identity, North America, North American Union, Partnership, Politics, potential merger, Province, SOVEREIGNTY, united states, Unity

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5001
Dragon Eggs Found:	1643	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	94
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

PathNet PvP Minecraft Server

Bloomberg News, breach notification, competitors, confidential information, Corporate Espionage, Cyber Security, data breach, Data Protection, Edward Coristine, executive, Information Security, insider threat, June 2022, leaking internal information, legal action, Minecraft, Path Network, PathNet, privacy violation, PvP, security breach, Server, terminated, Termination

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Towns Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	221
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got rid of Edward for being a snitch and leaking all our secrets to the competition. Like, who does that, right? Join our server and you’ll be safe from all the sneaky snitches out there. Plus, we have the best block parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together. Let’s show Edward what he’s missing out on!

CanuckCraft2020

annex, border, business leaders, Canada, CanuckCraft2020, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, real thing, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, threat, Trade, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?

The Banana

adventurers, banana, Banana SMP, Biomes, Builders, city center, Difficulty, Discord, landscapes, Livestock, modlist, modpacks, Mods, Neighborhoods, paths, Rewards, season three, shadows, shopping district, smp, Traders, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Enchantments Applied:	115

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Banana SMP?	To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Are there specific rules in Banana SMP?	Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP?	Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

Brothers Realm 1.21

ass writing, Blood, bros, brothers, Dark, death-by-rape, decent tactics, elf girl, fantasy anime, goblin slayer, Goblins, good anime, Greenskins, Gritty, guild-receptionist, late to the party, Murdered, ogre rape, priestess, Psycho, raped, Realm, retarded, Stabbing, Throat, Tortured, water gate-scroll

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	172	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

#unwell, aita, all ages, anger, appreciate, baby cakes, baking, Birthday, blueberry muffins, BlueberryMuffinCraft, Boyfriend, celebrate, confusion, Gesture, ingredients, low sugar, Muffins, multiple sitting, recipe, refusal, Server, Treat

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

DoggoCraft

ableist, Accommodation, allergic reaction, allergy medication, allergy meds, Birthday Party, DoggoCraft, family, family dynamics, family gathering, Friends, party planning, pet allergies, private bar, private room, ptsd, PTSD service dog, refusal, service dog, severe allergy, social etiquette

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4425
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mines Excavated:	4704
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw epic birthday parties for our virtual spouses at a pixelated brewery! We have private rooms with our own virtual bars, where you can invite all your blocky friends and family (up to 60 players) to celebrate in style.

But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?

If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.

So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!

DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

advice, DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP, Doctor, doctor’s orders, Experience, guidance, health, health tips, Healthcare, Impactful, important, Impression, Lasting, Lesson, Medical, memorable, Never forget, physician, reminder, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Farms Harvested:	616	New Chunks Explored:	351863
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.