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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4901 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Ores Mined: | 6394 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
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