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TWOfiTWO server Minecraft

Anarchic, g.d., mad, Minecraft, New Belarusian, Private, Server, TWOfiTWO

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1

New Belarusian anarchic server without data, private, mad and g.d..

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MiddleSchoolMadness Minecraft Server

bleeding a lot, can’t find my wallet, cops talk to my parents, dad says he is not mad, fat piece of shit but not autistic, front teeth knocked off, give my wallet back, insurance, job gets me moving, last year of middleschool, lose weight in highschool, MiddleSchoolMadness, Minecraft, parents have to pay for tyrone hospital visit, punch him in the face, run home, Server, soccer kick his mouth, tyrone is known for stealing shit, tyrone never stole from me again, work my entire highschool

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate revenge fantasy experience! Have you ever wanted to take down your middle school bully in a virtual world? Well, now you can! Create your own character and unleash your fury on that pesky Tyrone who stole your wallet and made fun of you for being a “fat fuck”. Punch him in the face, soccer kick his mouth, and watch as his front teeth go flying! But be careful, make sure you know when to stop, unlike our protagonist here. And hey, who knows, maybe this virtual revenge will help you lose some weight too! Join now and let the virtual justice be served!

OopsCraft Minecraft Server

body image, body positivity, emotional growth, fat girl fetish, fetish development, fetish exploration, introspection, Minecraft, OopsCraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-exploration, self-identity, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	145	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	53	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will blow your mind – fat girl fetish mode! That’s right, every player on our server is transformed into a chunky, curvy character that will make you question your own preferences.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where everything is bigger and better, just like our players’ thighs. Build extravagant structures with extra support beams to hold up all that extra weight, and watch out for creeper attacks that might just knock you off balance.

So come on, join us on this hilarious and slightly disturbing adventure, because who knows, you might just discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember to bring some extra snacks for those long gaming sessions, because on our server, we embrace the curves in all their glory.

FridgeFooleryCraft

consumer habits, customer behavior, food handling, Food Safety, food waste, FridgeFooleryCraft, grocery store behavior, grocery store etiquette, grocery store frustration, grocery store habits., grocery store pet peeves, inconsiderate behavior, random shelves, refrigerated items, retail behavior, retail pet peeves, shelf organization, shopping habits, store cleanliness, store etiquette

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Enchantments Applied:	110	Gods Slained:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through the grocery store, only to find a carton of milk chilling in the cereal aisle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the chaos of a world where refrigerated items are placed on random shelves for no apparent reason. Will you stumble upon a block of cheese in the flower section or a carton of eggs in the toy aisle? The possibilities are endless on our server! Embrace the madness and join us today for a truly unique gaming experience.

PhoneSlamCraft

advancement, Communication, convenience, Digital, disconnect, emotion, Frustration, Interaction, lost art, Memories, million pieces, MODERN, Nostalgia, Phone, PhoneSlamCraft, Picture, Ripping, satisfaction, slamming, Technology, Traditional

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4713
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	644279
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE SATISFACTION OF SLAMMING YOUR PICKAXE DOWN AND RIPPING UP A CREEPER IN A MILLION PIECES!

WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MOUNTAIN THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, AND IF YOU MINE IT, YOU GET A FREE PONY!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL GOLD BARS!

PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES AND YOU CAN DANCE WITH ENDER DRAGONS ALL NIGHT LONG!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Amerimutt, anger, Average, confusion, controversial, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Enrage, ethnicity, Frustration, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, Political Correctness, prejudice, racism, Ragecraft, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4146	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage the average Amerimutt!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs speak in Shakespearean English and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so chaotic that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this is too much for me!”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers break it down to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour Race with Llamas.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

PokeCraft Server – Straight Outta Pokeballs

A-Ninetales, ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, deoxys, female pokemon, garchomp, Green/Glaceon, Green/Vaporeon, human-pokemon, hypno, Lopunny, male humans, manaphy, Meowscarada, on-model autists, Outta, pokeballs, pokecraft, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, Server, solo female pokemon, Straight.., Zangoose, zoroark

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Farms Harvested:	983	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Welcome to the Pink Mythical Brat Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the wild and wacky world of Pokephilia! That’s right, we’re talking about humans getting down and dirty with Pokemon in ways you never imagined.

Imagine a world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies with your favorite Pokemon. Want to see a female Pokemon with a male human? We got it. How about solo female Pokemon? Yep, we’ve got that too. And for those brave souls out there, we even allow female humans with male Pokemon. It’s a wild, wild world out there, folks.

But wait, there’s more! We’re all about breaking boundaries here, so forget about on-model autists. Anthro is totally okay on our server. And AI? Sure, why not. Just keep the dumps in dedicated threads, please.

Still not convinced? Check out our hot links for some steamy Pokephilia content. From Zangoose to Blaziken, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our [Game] Pocket Campfire? It’s a real blast, we promise.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your very own pokewife (or pokewives) along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible. Let the Pokephilia adventures begin!

SisterlyShowdown Minecraft Server

aesthetics clash, apartment living, compromise, cooking responsibilities, family dynamics, family home sale, free rent, living arrangements, messy sister, Minecraft, moving out, Parental Pressure, personal space, rent payment, room size, roommate issues, separate living, Server, sharing space, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SisterlyShowdown

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of living with a messy sister who can’t cook and wants to turn your place into a pregame party zone? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without any annoying roommates!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sharing space or compromising on aesthetics. You can have the biggest room and decorate it however you want, without someone crying and making lame excuses about cleaning up.

And the best part? No one will demand free rent from you or get mad when you want to live separately. So come join us and build your dream house without any family drama!

FamilyDramaAirBnB

AirB&B, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family dynamics, family relationships, FamilyDramaAirBnB, Frustration, grandchildren, home etiquette, house rules, in-laws, Marriage, parenting, personal space, Respect, stepmom, visitation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	326
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Vote4Blocks – Trump’s Rally Edition

AMERICANS, Campaign, Citizens, controversy, Democracy, Edition, election, indifference, leadership, Manipulation, opinion, perspective, Politics, president, Rally, reddit, Speech, Statement, trump, Trumps, Vote, Vote4Blocks, Voting

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	660948
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Divine Spears Created:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to care about you at all, we just want you to play! Our president, Steve, will greet you with open arms and a pickaxe in hand, ready to mine some votes… I mean diamonds! So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a wild ride of blocky fun. Who needs politicians when you have creepers to worry about? Join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!