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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7001 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3615 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 6574 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama of your daughter’s questionable career choices! Build a virtual world where your daughter is a respected architect instead of a softcore model. Who needs therapy when you have blocky landscapes to explore and pixelated pigs to befriend? Let’s craft away the stress and forget about your daughter’s side hustle in the most absurdly entertaining way possible!
