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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1790 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2560 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7888 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!