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Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

BirthdayPresentless Minecraft Server

21f, 23m, big gift, Birthday, birthday present, BirthdayPresentless, Boyfriend, Butthurt, extravagant gifts, financial situation, gift giver, gift giving, home together, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mini argument, relationship, saving money, savings, Server, small gifts, tight on cash, Tim

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Void Gems Collected:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and focus on building the perfect blocky paradise!

Join us for a chance to win amazing virtual gifts that are way better than sweatpants and scented candles – we’re talking diamond armor and enchanted weapons!

Who needs a boyfriend who can’t pick out a decent gift when you can join our server and be showered with treasures beyond your wildest dreams? Plus, no awkward conversations about saving money – here, the only currency is diamonds and emeralds!

So come on over and leave the gift-giving drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer with us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Rent-A-Creeper: No Meds, No Help!

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, depression, Disrespect, emergency refill, family, financial struggle, Help, holistic medicine, insurance, judgment, medication, meds, mental health, overreacting, pharmaceutical, Rent, RentACreeper, selfish, sister, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and family feuds!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between two sisters. One sister, let’s call her Em, is a hardcore believer in holistic medicine and thinks pharmaceuticals are the devil. The other sister, let’s call her the Medication Maven, relies on her antidepressants to keep her mental health in check.

But wait, the plot thickens! One day, while the Medication Maven is at work, Em decides to take matters into her own hands and throws away her sister’s precious antidepressants because she thinks they’re toxic. Cue the dramatic music!

Now, the Medication Maven is left scrambling to get an emergency refill, all while dealing with the fallout of her sister’s reckless actions. And to top it all off, Em has the audacity to ask for money to help with rent after putting her sister’s health at risk. Can you believe the nerve?

Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as the Medication Maven navigates family drama, financial struggles, and the ultimate betrayal. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on all the juicy drama – join now!

CreepyCraft SMP: Fear Facts

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, fact, facts, fear, goosebumps, hair-raising, Horror, Nightmarish, petrifying, Phobia, Scares, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	174

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing is running out of diamonds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is filled with creepy facts that will make your hair stand on end! Join us if you dare, and prepare to be spooked by haunted caves, ghostly mobs, and mysterious disappearances of players who dared to venture too far into the unknown. But don’t worry, we have plenty of laughs and fun times too, so come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

KindCraft: Kindness Quest

brightening someone’s day, compassion, Generosity, heartfelt gesture, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness matters, Making A Difference, memorable, Never forget, positive impact, Quest, Random act of kindness, simple act of kindness, small act of kindness, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching, unexpected kindness, unforgettable moment, warm gesture

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, not only will we give you a bucket of water to save you from certain death, but we’ll also throw in a free enchanted diamond pickaxe just for the laughs! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unforgettable acts of kindness that will have you saying, “I can’t believe that just happened in Minecraft!”

Mammoth Chase Dreams Server

Ancient, archaeology, chase, cognitive abilities, creativity, dream interpretation, dream patterns, dreaming, dreams, Evolution, FANTASY, fossil record, History, imagination, mammoth, mammoths, Neanderthal behavior, Neanderthals, paleolithic, prehistoric, Primitive, Server, Sleep

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	5708	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3962	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

join this epic minecraft server and experience dreams crazier than a neanderthal’s mammoth chase! our server is so lit, you’ll be dreaming about it even when you’re awake. we’ve got unicorns riding pigs, dragons playing soccer, and creepers doing the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet rock that actually talks and tells jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a diamond pizza.

come join the fun and make your dreams come true on the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs boring neanderthal dreams when you can have epic adventures with us?

What is the IP for Alumio Minecraft Server?

alumio, animation, Minecraft, minecraft movie, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	New Chunks Explored:	132355
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Alumio is a leading integration platform that helps businesses streamline and automate their data exchange processes. With powerful tools and a user-friendly interface, Alumio enables seamless connectivity between various systems, applications, and software. Their platform is trusted by businesses of all sizes to improve efficiency and drive growth through effective data integration solutions.

BlockParty

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1837
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

BlockParty is an enhanced version of Survival Minecraft. Enjoy Minecraft to the fullest extent in this immersive multiplayer environment. Experience Minecraft the way Mojang intended it to be played with additional optimized and balanced content. We host event nights and release new content frequently, so there’s always something exciting to look forward to. We welcome all new players with open arms. If you’re looking for a new community oriented home that never resets your progress, you’ve finally found it, join the party today!

51.79.35.67:25605

Leagcy MC

admins, Builders, Economy, Fabric Modpack, FANTASY, Hardcore, Legacy MC, Minecraft, PvP, Races, Roleplay, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

We are an all new server! Hardcore Fantasy MC Server. Make sure to have Fantasy MC Fabric Modpack installed! Looking for Admins/Builders! PVP is Allowed! Economy! Races!…

legacymc.g-portal.rocks

Crafty Metaphor Minecraft Server

Arena, art, Birthday Chart, Crafty, Draw Corner, GoogleDocs, guides, internet archive, Media assets, metaphor, Minecraft, Music, OC, P5B.jp, P5M.jp, P5U.jp, Persona, persona 3, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, ReFantazio, Server, Spammer Tech, Stage Plays

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	8378	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful meadow. You’ll never know what crazy events or challenges await you around every corner.

2. We have a secret underground village filled with villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Trust me, you’ve never seen moves like this before.

3. Our server has a special portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. It’s a real blast!

4. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest on our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like an Ender Dragon. Who needs wings when you have that kind of power?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for those breakdancing villagers…they’re known to challenge newcomers to dance-offs.