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MaternityMadnessMC

ASK, Boundaries, carpool, Commute, decision, Driving, Favor, Friend, Guilt, INCONVENIENCE, Job, maternity leave, MaternityMadnessMC, newborn, partner, Pregnancy, Pregnant, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, work

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Crops Grown:	2523	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	248	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more reliable than a pregnant woman’s friend for a ride to work? Look no further! Our server is so dependable, you won’t have to worry about being stranded without a ride ever again!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to beg your friend’s partner to give you a lift because they got you pregnant. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about carpooling drama and workplace transportation woes.

Don’t be like the friend in this story who couldn’t handle not having a ride to work – join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a driving school nearby when you have a Minecraft server that’s always there for you?

So come on, join us and leave all your transportation troubles behind. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to guilt trip anyone into giving you a ride – it’s all about fun and games here!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Void Armor Forged:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Do you want to make bank in the virtual world? Join our Minecraft server and start your own diamond mining operation! We have secret caves filled with diamonds just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in the game. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual diamond tycoon?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable mob in the game: the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever captures and breeds these majestic creatures will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly in survival mode? Wish granted. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly puppies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to virtual riches and ultimate power. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

CraftyCashLand

CraftyCashLand, financial decision-making, financial empowerment, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, financial windfall, financial windfall planning, investment opportunities, long-term financial planning., money management, money mindset, sudden prosperity, sudden wealth, unexpected riches, wealth acquisition

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5010
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

If you suddenly came into a significant amount of money, the first thing you should do is join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within our virtual world is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So why waste your newfound riches on boring stuff like cars and houses when you could be living out your wildest dreams in our wacky and whimsical server? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BearCrash Minecraft Server

accident, animal, B.C. park, BearCrash, Canada, conservation, crashes, Cubs, Endangered species, environmental impact, Heartbreaking, Loss, Minecraft, Mother, Nakoda, Offspring, rare, Server, Tragedy, tragic event, white grizzly bear, wildlife, wildlife conservation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5656	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can witness the rare white grizzly bear Nakoda and her cubs in all their pixelated glory! watch as they navigate through the treacherous terrain, battling creepers and zombies along the way.

But be warned, these bears are not your average minecraft mobs – they have special abilities that will keep you on your toes! from summoning lightning storms to shooting fireballs, Nakoda and her cubs are a force to be reckoned with.

Join now and embark on a quest to help Nakoda and her cubs survive in this dangerous world. Will you be able to protect them from the dangers that lurk around every corner? Or will you fall victim to their wrath? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads

Accountability, banana giant, bananacraft, civil case, colombian, compensation, court ruling, death, death squads, families, financial settlement, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, lawsuit, legal action, multinational corporation, Paying, south america, SQUADS, Tragedy, US, Victims, violence, wrongful death

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!

Dexter’s DNA-Free Hair Haven

blood spatter, cover up, crime scenes, criminal, dark passenger, Dexter, Dexter Morgan, Dexters, Dna, DNAFree, Evidence, Focused, Forensic, hair, Haven, investigation, meticulous, Miami Metro, serial killer, Suspense, Thriller, tv show, Vigilante

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crops Grown:	1897	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dexter running around trying to clean up his crime scenes but forgetting to wear a hairnet! it’s a wild ride of murder and mayhem, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for the chance to witness dexter’s hair-raising adventures and maybe even help him solve a crime or two. who needs csi when you have minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy world!

GeneSkinCraft: Treat Rare Disorders!

Dermatology, disorders, epidermolytic ichthyosis, Gene therapy, GeneSkinCraft, genetic disorders, genetic medicine, genetic therapy, healthy skin transplantation, ichthyosis with confetti, Innovative treatments, Japanese researchers, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, rare, rare diseases, rare skin conditions, skin care, skin disorders, skin health, skin regeneration, skin transplants, skin treatments, Treat

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE TREATED LIKE A RARE SKIN DISORDER! JAPANESE RESEARCHERS GONNA USE UR OWN GENES TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A NEW PERSON! SAY GOODBYE TO EPIERMOLYTIC ITCHYOSIS AND HELLO TO ICHTHYOSIS WITH CONFETTI! WE GONNA TRANSPLANT HEALTHY SKIN ON U LIKE A FANCY MAKEOVER! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A WHOLE NEW YOU, LITERALLY! #SKINMAKEOVERS #GENETICMAGIC #MINECRAFTFUN

MoistCraft: Where water slides are the main mode of transportation!

accurateBlockPlacement, antiCheatsDisabled, carefulBreak, carpet rules, commandPlayer, ctrlqCraftingFix, decorators, defaultLoggers, dragonEggBedrockBreaking, flippinCactus, fogOff, Grinders, lagFreeSpawning, Main, missingTools, Mode, MoistCraft, progress updates, renewableSand, Slides, smp, stackableShulkerBoxes, Transportation, updateSuppressionCrashFix, Water, Whitelist, xpNoCooldown

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

MoistCraft Overview:

Server Name	MoistCraft
Launch Date	October 2021
Server Focus	Large scale projects, skill improvement

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: How can I apply to join MoistCraft?

A: To apply, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/KPTCc8ZMVY. We will ask you to fill out a form and create a channel for you to interact with other members.

Q: What kind of members is MoistCraft currently looking for?

A: We are mainly looking for grinders and decorators at the moment.

Q: Where can I see the progress updates of projects on MoistCraft?

A: All the projects we’ve done are shared in our progress updates channel.

Q: What carpet rules does MoistCraft adhere to?

flippinCactus
antiCheatsDisabled
xpNoCooldown
commandPlayer
ctrlqCraftingFix
stackableShulkerBoxes
defaultLoggers mobcap,tps
fogOff
accurateBlockPlacement
updateSuppressionCrashFix
lagFreeSpawning
carefulBreak
missingTools
renewableSand
dragonEggBedrockBreaking
smoothClientAnimations
EndStonelessHardness
deepSlateInstaminable

Q: What mods are used on MoistCraft?

A: The mods being used include Carpet, Lithium, Carpet Extra, Carpet TIS Additions, Starlight, Carpet Addons, Syncmatica, and zick Carpet Addons.

Snowball Fight Minecraft Server

Bigotry, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fight, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet culture, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online forums, Political Incorrectness, prejudice, race relations, racial stereotypes, racism, Server, Snowball, Social Issues, trolling, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Emeralds Found:	5439
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players who are so skilled, they must be descended from ancient Mongolian warriors. And don’t worry about the color of their blocks – we embrace diversity in all its forms, even if it means our buildings look like a rainbow threw up on them. So come on over and see why we’re the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server around!

BurdenMaxx Minecraft Server: Start Now!

Anon, big corporations, BurdenMaxx, BURDENMAXXING, Corporations, fear, getting ahead, ghostmaxxing, government assistance, governments, honest reseller, Jews, Life, Minecraft, normie cattle, reselling, Server, society burden, Start, stealing, system collapse, Vaxxed, wagie job

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly stick it to the man? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all players to become professional burdenmaxxers. That’s right, quit your job, steal from big corporations, and resell their goods for profit. Who needs a government handout when you can make your own way in the world by being a total burden on society?

But wait, there’s more! We also encourage ghostmaxxing, living off the grid and outside of the system. No taxes, no benefits, just pure freedom. And don’t forget to stick it to those who wronged you by making them pay. Join us and watch as the system collapses under the weight of our burdenmaxxing ways. Let’s show the world what happens when you mess with us gamers. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate burden on society.