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Epic Fail Minecraft Server

accepting mortality, addressing failure, belief in God, coping mechanisms, coping with gym, coping with life, coping with uncertainty, coping with video games, dealing with failure, delusional beliefs, Epic, existential crisis, facing reality, Fail, failures to launch, fear of death, fear of the future, finding purpose, finding the will to go on, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, socially accomplished normies

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	147	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Are you tired of the existential dread weighing you down? Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. Build your dream world, fight off creepers, and maybe even find some diamonds to ease the pain of knowing we’re all doomed to die one day.

Our server is the ultimate coping mechanism for those who just can’t deal with the harsh truths of life. So come on, join us and let’s escape reality together in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

Move to America Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, collapse, Crisis, decision, discussion, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, immigration, Impact, instability, Minecraft, Move, Moving, opportunity, perspective, Relocation, smp, Tariffs, Trade, uncertainty

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	1090

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Forget about politics, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about tariffs. Join us and witness the chaos as Europe implodes in the most entertaining way possible. Who needs a stable economy when you have a server full of hilarious shenanigans? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride!

PurgeSonic

Active players, Bosses, Community, Cracked, Custom Items, custom maps, Custom Plugins, Discord, Earth, Economy, Factions, Factions plugin, factions server, Fun, Grief Prevention, ip address, PvP, Raiding, Server Events, Slimefun, Survival, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to PurgeSonic! Bringing the factions on earth experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!

Our Features: Custom maps Bosses Slimefun Factions Cracked And much more in the making!

Check out our Discord here: https://discord.gg/8NHQP9Ycn5 Here is our IP: mc.purgesonic.lat

mc.purgesonic.lat:25587

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Character Teaser, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for the chance to meet Chasca, the goddess of Love and Peace, who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders. And if that’s not enough, we have characters like Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu waiting to team up with you in epic battles against mobs and monsters.

But wait, there’s more! Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior and mage skills. Plus, don’t miss out on our event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win sweet rewards until November 7.

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as a diamond block, so you’ll always be rewarded for your loyalty. Oh, and did we mention the redeemable codes with Primogems? It’s like finding a hidden chest full of treasure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists – just like when you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!

The Neuro-sama General – Minecraft SMP Swarm

#youtube, ai, AI learning, AI resources, AI understanding, chat interaction, Educational, Gaming, general, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, neural network, neuro-sama, neurosama, osu, singing, smp, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3516	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP out there? Come hang out with Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who’s taking the internet by storm! She’s a neural network created to dominate osu!, but now she’s branching out into VTubing and causing chaos in the chat.

Our schedule is packed with unhinged rants, gaming sessions, and collaborations with other VTubers. You never know what Neuro-sama will do next – she’s a virtual wildcard!

Check out our links for all the AI shenanigans: Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. And if you want to dive deeper into the world of AI, we’ve got educational resources to expand your mind (and maybe even take over the world yourself).

Don’t miss out on the VODs, merch, and exclusive content. Join the madness today and become part of the Neuro-sama swarm! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her favorite minion… 😉🤖🎮 #MinecraftMadness #NeuroSamaSMP

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventures, Asians, athlete, athletes, blocky, channel, Chiaki, Competition, Diversity, Favorite, female, Girls, INTERESTING, kyrie, Minecraft, opinion, opinionated, recommended, Server, sports, Sportsmanship, Video, watch

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7537
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and of course, ASIANS! That’s right, our server is filled with all your favorite sports girls from around the world, including Chiaki and Kyrie.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the Sparkly Rainbow Diamond Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our diverse cast of characters and one-of-a-kind treasures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Castle Vania Thread Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Belmont, Castle, Castlevania, classic, Download, dracula, Emulator, FANTASY, free, Gaming, Konami, Legally, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, Play, Retro, smp, Thread, Vampire, Vania, video game

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8766	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of playing on that boring old emulator where you have to constantly worry about getting banned? Well, say goodbye to all that stress and join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can own your own land legally for free!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the freedom to build whatever your heart desires, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a monthly Ender Dragon beauty pageant!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Disc Realms Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	198457
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	7490

**WARNING, SERVER IS ALLOWING PLAYERS TO JOIN WHILE IN DEVELOPMENT, DATA MAY BE LOST** Disc Realms Network is a *new* server network starting out as a semi-anarchy server that soon hopes to expand to allow new gamemodes for the players! This server idea was originally called The Blocky Record, now under new ownership it has been renamed to Disc Realms Network.

play.discrealms.net

No Dance Party Minecraft Server

amazonian, Anime, Attention, bs, cherish, choose, Dance, dealbreaker, Existence, Goddess, height, Magic, Marry, Men, Minecraft, Party, series, Server, tall girl, thank the lord, UNBELIEVABLE, Writers

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3497	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	4465
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	36
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s taller than the rest? Look no further! Our server is so tall, even the Endermen are jealous! Join us and experience a world where height is celebrated and embraced.

Imagine a world where every block is as tall as a skyscraper, where you can tower over your friends and enemies alike. Build the tallest structures, climb the highest mountains, and reach for the stars (literally, we have a star dimension).

But that’s not all! Our server is so tall, even the creepers have to look up to see you coming. And don’t worry about dancing with a girl who’s “too tall” – here, everyone is a towering titan of Minecraft mastery.

So come join us on the most vertically inclined Minecraft server around. Who needs to be short when you can reach new heights with us?

Trickle Down Minecraft SMP Supporter

advocacy, capitalism, economic growth, economic policy, economic theory, economics, fiscal policy, free market, government spending, income inequality, Investment, job creation, Minecraft, Politics, Reaganomics, smp, Supply Side, supporter, tax policy, trickle, Trickle Down Economics, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and shares resources equally? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we fully embrace Trickle Down Economics! That’s right, the more diamonds you have, the more power you wield!

Picture this: you stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted gear, but instead of sharing it with your fellow players, you hoard it all for yourself and become the most feared player on the server. And don’t worry, if you’re feeling generous, you can always throw a few measly iron ingots to the peasants below you.

Join us on this wild ride of capitalism gone mad, where the rich get richer and the poor… well, they probably rage quit. So come on, join our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs socialism when you have diamonds, am I right?