2913 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, discomfort, emotional well being, Girlfriend, Group Chats, Insecurity, naked women, overreacting, personal space, photos, privacy, relationship, Respect, Self Respect, setting boundaries, Trust, trust issues, Videos

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Crafty20XX

#sustainability, Advancements, Communication, convenience, Crafty20XX, Development, Economy, education, efficiency, Entertainment, Environment, Globalization, Healthcare, innovation, internet, progress, quality of life, research, social media, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	122	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

advocacy, Alarming, Awareness, BlockyBash, Boys, child abuse, education, empowerment, gender equality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, intervention, Justice, mental health, pixels, Prevention, Protect, Protection, Reporting, sexual violence, Support, Trauma, UNICEF

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Votes:	2067	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Animals Bred:	200	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ores Mined:	8675
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

balanced diet, beets, colorful dishes, creative cooking, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, delicious recipes, food combination, fresh ingredients, Fruit, fruit salad, Healthy Eating, nutritious meals, plant based diet, regular salad, salad, summer salads, tasty treats, unexpected pairings, unique flavors, vegetarian option, vibrant colors

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
New Chunks Explored:	538870	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

alive, BlockyVaxCraft, cardiovascular disease, Covid-19, Craft, death, health outcomes, heart attack, hospitalized, increased risk, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, mortality, pandemic, preventative measures, public health, research, respiratory illness, risk factor, stay, Stroke, unvaccinated adults, vaccination

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

A, Analysis, Anime, Characters, criticism, Disappointment, discussion, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, GENERIC, isekai, Minecraft, opinion, Overrated, Plot, Popular, review, series, Server, SLOP, SlopCraft, world-building

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

air bag, broken arm, brother, BrotherlyBucksNoBlame, Casino, casino trip, child support debt, disagreement, drunk driver, family, Fault, front teeth, injury, Lawyer, MONEY, personal injury, quick cash, RESPONSIBILITY, SETTLEMENT, sibling, teeth

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Animals Bred:	77	Dragon Eggs Found:	4502
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	933
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

career advancement, Career Growth, job challenges, job experience, job insights, job knowledge, job learning opportunities, job lessons, job progression, job reflection, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Job skills, job skills enhancement, JobCraft, learning opportunities, Master, professional development, skills development, TRADES, work environment, work experience, workplace culture

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	40	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!