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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9214 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 228 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9328 |
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Imagine the thrill of hunting down a sneaky snake that has escaped its enclosure, all from the safety of your own basement (in-game, of course). And if snakes aren’t your thing, don’t worry – we have exotic lizards that will outgrow their enclosures just like in real life.
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