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Obsolete Yet Minecraft SMP

built-in devices, Communication (Industry), device efficiency, device evolution, device integration, device permanence, electronic devices, innovation, Minecraft, mobile devices, Modernization, obsolescence, obsolete, obsolete technology, outdated equipment, smp, technological advancements, technological obsolescence, technological progress, telecommunications, telecommunications industry, vendor discussions, vendor partnerships

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more outdated than a fax machine is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.

Our server is so cutting-edge, we still have dial-up internet and use carrier pigeons to send messages. But don’t worry, we’re working on getting those fax machines built into our devices permanently – because who needs modern technology anyway?

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like a family of villagers trading emeralds. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!

Verdant Springs

anti cheat, Balanced, building, Chill, Community, COMPLETE, Discord, Economy, fair, Friendly, Helpful, MCMMO, multiplayer, new, non-p2w, player-run, PvE, rules, schematics, Shop, Survival, Upcoming

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome all, this is a new and upcoming server for you to have a chill and fun time. There will NEVER be any p2w period. Schematics are allowed but Autobuild feature is not! We hope to have a player run economy, but for now there is a shop that sells basic items. (Prices are subject to change!) Please respect others and if you see someone cheating or misbehaving contact me on our discord server.

All basic functions should be available and complete, but if you run into any issues please reach out. (I will try to help you as soon as I am able to) And lastly thank you for checking us out!

verdantsprings.com

Sadist & Narcissist Minecraft Server

BDSM, Behavior, control, deviant behavior, DOMINANCE, Dominant, fetish, Kinky, Manipulation, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, Pain, Personality Disorder, Pleasure, power, Psychological, sadism, Sadist, Server, sexual sadist, Submission

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be dealing with a whole new level of craziness! Our owner is a self-proclaimed sexual sadist and narcissist, but don’t worry, he’s only interested in torturing mobs, not players (we think). Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, twisted quests, and a community that’s just as crazy as you are. Who needs diamonds when you can have a server full of psychos? Join now if you dare!

Locked Dog & Moid in Car Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal rights, animal welfare, CAR, car safety, come back, Companionship, Decision making, dog, Ethics, Happy, hour, Lock, LOCKED, love for animals, loyalty, Minecraft, moid, moral dilemma, pet care, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Items Found:	5921	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Emeralds Found:	2066
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Ever wondered what would happen if you locked a dog and a moid (whatever that is) in a car for an hour? Well, on our server, you can find out! Maybe the dog will learn how to drive and the moid will start a dance party in the backseat. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are? Build, explore, and create memories that will have you laughing for days. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of the dog and the moid in the car.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Coffee Network

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP Economy Community Events Plugins Survival Adventure Thrilling Dynamic Immersive Balanced Reward system KitPvP Player-based Hub Engage Matches Custom Server network Vibrant, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to Coffee Network—a dynamic Minecraft server network featuring thrilling KitPvP battles, an economy-driven Survival world, and a bustling community hub. Engage in intense PvP matches, explore a thriving player-based economy, and participate in exciting events. With dedicated servers, custom plugins, and a balanced reward system, Coffee Network offers an immersive experience for players of all kinds. Join us and become part of a vibrant community where your adventure is always brewing!

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PenguinSMP

Community, Crates, Economy, hats, Keys, Minecraft, PenguinSMP, PvE, Ranks, sethomes, Store, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Towns Built:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	43	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

PenguinSMP is a friendly Minecraft Survival server open to all! Enjoy features like sethomes, crates, hats, and more. Ranks and crate keys are also available in the PenguinSMP store. Join us and find your place in our amazing community!

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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

2.5 Dimensional, Anime, Arc, artist alley, comedy, comiket, convention, COSPLAY, doujinshi, Drama, fan event, FANTASY, Japan, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, PIXEL, pop culture, romance, seduction, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Towns Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Comiket arc never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks. But little did they know, those diamond blocks were cursed and turned them into a chicken for a whole week! Talk about fowl play!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell a knock-knock joke!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the never-ending Comiket arc for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

Best Site To Watch The Tyson Paul Fight Tomorrow Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4316
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a place to watch the Tyson Paul fight tomorrow? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP server! Not only can you catch all the action-packed punches and drama of the fight, but you can also witness our resident PvP champion take on a horde of angry zombies armed only with a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So join our server now for the best fight night experience of your life – just don’t forget to bring your popcorn and diamond armor!

ShadowLegends

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	932	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to ShadowLegends Network!

Discover an amazing Minecraft experience with two unique gamemodes: Skyblock and Survival, running on Java 1.21.1!

Join us on Discord for exciting events, meet our team, and connect with the community!

Don’t miss out—jump in and start your adventure today!

65.75.211.149

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese, and riding on flying pigs to explore new lands.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a boy band called “The Villager Vibe”.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and the music is so lit that even the skeletons can’t help but bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!