2225 Minecraft Servers

2225 Minecraft Servers

  • Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

    Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 8841
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Enchantments Applied: 193
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

    2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

    5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

    Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 6176
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 79 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

    MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 6265
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

    Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

    Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterSueCraft

    SisterSueCraft
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 7602
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Ores Mined: 3236 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Villages Defended: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest family drama you’ll ever see! Join now to experience the thrill of lending virtual loans to your in-game siblings and never getting paid back!

    Our server is filled with intense negotiations, shady deals, and unexpected twists just like the story of this player’s sister who conveniently forgot to repay the principal loan amount. Will you be the one to take legal action against your in-game family members?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft where you can wire virtual money to your sibling’s bank account and watch as they come up with outrageous excuses for not paying you back on time.

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama-filled world of Minecraft loans and family disputes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate loan shark in our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

    ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 4676
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3492
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 455 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

    But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

    Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperCravings

    CreeperCravings
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 9152
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Animals Bred: 81
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Youth Smoke-Free Zone

    Youth Smoke-Free Zone
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 1867
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Towns Built: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

    imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

    so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No-Modding Minecraft Server

    No-Modding Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 3923
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

    A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 1981
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Star Shards Collected: 261
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NeighborTrapCraft

    NeighborTrapCraft
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 1799
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

    Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

    Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

    So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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