2023 best prison server Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WorkinCraft SMP: OP Fucks Off and Clocks In Edition

adulting, career, Clocks, Edition, fucks, fucks off, für, Furry, furry community, goes to work, Job, LEAVING, life balance, op, productivity, PROFESSIONAL, RESPONSIBILITY, s/fur, smp, Time management, work edition, work ethic, work life, WorkinCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness s/furOP getting fed up with Minecraft and deciding to go to work instead. Will they ever return? Who knows, but the chaos they leave behind is sure to keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the Diamond Pig’s secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!

MommyLookAlikeCraft

Apology, awkward, beauty standards, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, Empathy, friendship, Insecurity, MommyLookAlikeCraft, Motherhood, parenting, personal space, perspective, self esteem, self reflection, sensitivity, social interactions, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to a baby’s cuteness level! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no awkward comparisons. Our server is the perfect place to escape from weird situations like the one mentioned above. Plus, we have a special apology corner for when you accidentally snap at someone for comparing you to a baby (we’ve all been there, right?). So come join us and let’s build some amazing creations together – without any strange comments about who looks better in a photo!

HangryCraft

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, dessert, food cravings, food obsession, gluttony, guilty pleasure, HangryCraft, indulgence, Indulgent, indulging, Irresistible, overeating, overindulgence, satisfaction, Savory, SNACKS, sweet tooth, temptation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mines Excavated:	3646
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you a Minecraft player who can’t resist the temptation of virtual food, even when your hunger bar is full? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with endless amounts of delicious virtual food that will have you drooling in real life. From pixelated pizzas to blocky burgers, you’ll never go hungry in our world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of stand-up comedy. Join them for a night of laughs and milkshakes that will have you mooing with joy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and feast your way to victory!

TrustyLonely vs. ExtravertedSuspect

extraversion, extraversion and loneliness, extraversion study, ExtravertedSuspect, interpersonal relationships, Loneliness, loneliness and trust, loneliness study, personality and trust, personality traits, Psychology, social behavior, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology, social tendencies, social trust, Trust, trust in others, trustworthiness perceptions, trustworthy expectations, TrustyLonely

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

come join our cray cray minecraft server where lonely peeps trust erryone but extraverted peeps be like nah i dont trust u. u can build ur own world and make frens with all the trusty lonely peeps. extraverted peeps can try to make frens but they be like nah i dont trust u. its a wild ride of trust issues and building cool stuff. come join the madness now!

Twisted SMP

Better Teams, Economy, Found it, Life steal smp, No Crystal PVP, No hacking, set home, Shop, SuperHarvest, Survival, Tpa, Twisted SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

This is a life steal SMP.

PLUGINS

– Better Teams

– Set home

– /Shop

– Economy

– Found it

– Tpa

Superharvest

RULES

– No Hacking

– No Crystal PVP

185.234.21.165:25693

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Accounts, Arabs, Bigotry, blockbusters, Censorship, community guidelines, cultural stereotypes, cyberbullying, Hate Speech, inappropriate content, Indians, instagram, Jews, mass-flags, Meta, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, porn, racism, Server, sexual degenerates, social media

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Divine Spears Created:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to escape the madness of Instagram porn accounts run by Arabs and Indians (seriously, what’s up with that?). Our server is a safe haven for all those tired of scrolling through degeneracy and softcore CP. Plus, we have zero tolerance for mean comments – unless they’re about creepers, then feel free to let loose!

Come build, mine, and explore with us as we embark on epic quests and battle mythical creatures (yes, even unicorns). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously chaotic fun begin!

SMP Chef & Maid – Minecraft SMP

Board, Catch, Chef, clean, Cook, Demand, follow the husband, husband, love, love your parents, Maid, Minecraft, parents, sex on demand, smp, Terminal, they cook, Yellow fever

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers cook and clean for you, sex is on demand (in-game of course), and you must love your virtual parents and follow your virtual husband! But wait, there’s more! The catch? Well, let’s just say our server has terminal yellow fever…literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, bizarre love triangles, and unexpected twists and turns. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

BroBro’sGuestRoom Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroBrosGuestRoom, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional reactions, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, generational differences, guest room, household rules, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, privacy, roommates, Server, sharing a room, sibling relationships, Siblings, strict parents, teenage angst, teenage daughters

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you won’t have to share a room with your annoying sibling!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own virtual bedroom, complete with all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft palace. No bunk beds, no sharing wardrobes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

And if you ever feel the need for some sibling-free relaxation, our server offers a special “guest room” feature where you can kick back and enjoy some peace and quiet. No need to scream at your parents here – we’ve got your back!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the cramped quarters behind. Who knew virtual reality could provide such sweet relief from real-life sibling drama? Join now and say goodbye to sharing a room forever!

GFsNephewEduFunLand

Behavior, Boundaries, child development, Communication, consequences, discipline, educating, family dynamics, GFsNephewEduFunLand, girlfriend’s nephew, JOKE, parenting, personal belongings, personal space, privacy invasion, Respect, stealing, trouble maker, Upset

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can defend your precious blocks from troublemakers like my gf’s nephew? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with thieves, drama, and important life lessons!

Imagine playing on a server where you have to protect your virtual belongings from sneaky little kids who think stealing is just a joke. Just like in real life, you’ll have to educate them on the importance of respecting other players’ property while fending off their attempts to raid your chests.

But beware, if you stand up for yourself, you might just find yourself in a virtual family feud with angry parents calling you names for not being able to take a joke. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t find on any other Minecraft server!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a family gathering with a mischievous nephew, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s yours!

IllegalGriefer420 – Minecraft SMP

breaking the law, criminal behavior, illegal activities, illegal activities at home, illegal activities for thrill, illegal activities list, illegal activities to avoid, illegal activities to do at night, illegal activities to try, illegal acts, illegal behavior, illegal habits, illegal things to do, illegal things to do for fun, IllegalGriefer420, illicit actions, law breaking activities, law violation, Minecraft, prohibited actions, rule breaking, smp, unlawful behavior

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage illegal activities! That’s right, forget about building cute little houses and farms, here you can participate in underground black market trading, organize heists on other players’ bases, and even start your own illegal casino!

Join us if you’re tired of following the rules and want to unleash your inner criminal mastermind in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become the most notorious player on the server and have a whole FBI task force after you (just kidding…or are we?). So come on, what illegal thing do you usually do? Let’s take it to the next level on our crazy Minecraft SMP!