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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3392 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9360 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 4294 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.
We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, talking cows that give out dating advice, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s weirder than finding a diamond block in a field of creepers, come join us! You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining).