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DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

accommodations, aita, Behavior, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, disability, DisabilityDishDuty, discipline, education, emotional response, Excuses, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, parenting, raising voice, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, self esteem, self worth, Server, special needs, Support

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Animals Bred:	194	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5873
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Items Found:	5884	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	229	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ores Mined:	3705

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	New Chunks Explored:	710630

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	5572	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Items Found:	2898
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	9

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!