2007 roblox Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

ambulance, broken ankle, Communication, CraftyHub, emergency, Emotional support, fear, ftw, Hospital, hospital visit, husband, husband’s business, neglect, relationship, Support, surgery, surgery complications, surgery recovery, surgery updates, text messages, Upset, visiting hours, visits

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Votes:	7652	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2750
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	74
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	135
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

discovery, EnlightenedMinecraftServer, enlightenment, inspiration, judgment, knowledge, Manga, manga analysis, Manga community, Manga culture, manga enthusiasts, Manga fans, manga genre, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, reading, Reincarnation Colosseum, research, sharing, wisdom

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange, POW exchange, russia, ukraine russia conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian news, Ukrainian prisoners of war, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrainian soldiers released, Ukrainian soldiers return home

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Towns Built:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, attractive, Desi, DesiCraft, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, fetish, hot, Indian, irls, jerk off material, Masturbation, Minecraft, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, South Asian, taboo, ur, Women

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	182

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.