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Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2470	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of getting frisky in the same old boring places like the bedroom and couch? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and explore our wild and wacky world where you can get it on in all sorts of crazy locations. From the top of a towering mountain to the depths of a creepy cave, the possibilities are endless! Who knew mining for diamonds could be so steamy? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sexy adventure like no other. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they might try to cockblock you!

HellCraft: Nightmare Edition

Agony, anguish, Darkness, Demons, Despair, Edition, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fear, fire and brimstone, haunting visions, HELLCRAFT, ISOLATION, never-ending torment, Nightmare, personal hell, psychological torture, punishment, Suffering, Torment, torture, unbearable pain

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	195	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Towns Built:	8

Imagine a world where the only blocks available are dirt and gravel, where creepers spawn in broad daylight, and where the only food source is poisonous potatoes. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and survival is a constant battle against the odds.

But fear not, brave adventurer! For those who dare to join our server, there are endless opportunities for hilarity and mayhem. Build a house out of TNT and watch it explode in spectacular fashion, challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a platform made entirely of ice, or try your luck at navigating a maze filled with invisible walls and hidden traps.

And if you’re feeling particularly daring, why not venture into the Nether and face off against a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a wooden sword? Or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud in the End, where the only way to survive is to keep moving forward.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Who knows, you might just find that your personal hell is actually a whole lot of fun!

MoldovaMayhem:USvsRussia

Canada, Democracy, demonstrations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign interference, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, Incite, international relations, Moldova, MoldovaMayhemUSvsRussia, opposition, Political unrest, PROTESTS, russia, security concerns, uk, US, Warning

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

haha u kno what’s more fun than political turmoil? MINECRAFT! come join our server for a wild time like no other. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep. forget about real world problems and come build ur dream castle with us. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so what are u waiting for? join now before the Russians start building their own pixelated protests in Moldova!

CraftyThoughtsMC

abstract concept, animated characters, animation, artistic expression, artistic interpretation, conceptual art, CraftyThoughtsMC, creative visualization, creativity, design, digital art, Graphic design, illustration, imagination, Motion Graphics, personification, storytelling, symbolic representation, thought, visual metaphor, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and, like, ur thoughts come to life as ANIMATED characters! like, ur brain is a literal cartoon world where u can, like, battle ur inner demons in epic pixelated showdowns! join now and watch ur thoughts come ALIVE in this INSANE minecraft server! u won’t believe ur eyes, bro!

BlockyBabyBoom: Preventing Premature Pixels

BlockyBabyBoom, collaborative study, early birth, early intervention, intervention, maternal care, maternal health, maternal mental health, maternal support, maternal well-being, mental health intervention, morbidity, mortality, newborn care, newborn health, perinatal depression, pixels, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, Premature, prenatal depression, preterm birth, preventing, risk reduction

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz, like, it’s been proven by science dat it can, like, totally help reduce da risk of early birth and, like, save newborns from, like, certain doom and stuff. Like, imagine being a hero in Minecraft and saving virtual babies from early birth just by playing on dis server. It’s like a superhero mission, but in blocky pixel form. So, like, come join us and be a part of dis amazing journey to save Minecraft babies from early birth and stuff. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Krestocraft.ru Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Bases, Cases, Communication, Community, Events, Friends, Krestocraft, Minecraft, Raiding, Starter Kit

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	69
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9645
Magic Crystals Found:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Anarchy where you can raid bases and communicate with players. You can find friends here! Friendly community and interesting events

krestocraft.mclan.ru

FirstWorldProblems Minecraft Server

air conditioning, class distinctions, comfort, convenience, developed countries, electricity, environmental impact, Expectations, first world, FirstWorldProblems, heating and cooling, Lifestyle, luxury, Minecraft, modern amenities, Privilege, quality of life, Server, societal norms, Standards, Technology, wealth, well-being

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being a first worlder again! Our virtual world is equipped with the most high-tech air conditioning systems, keeping you cool and comfortable while you build, mine, and battle creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our air conditioning blocks have magical powers that can make you fly! So come join us and soar through the skies in style. Who needs real life when you can have air conditioning in Minecraft?

TrumpJones Minecraft Server

alex jones, alternative news, conservative commentators, conspiracy theories, controversial figures, donald trump, hypothetical scenarios, media personalities, Minecraft, political alliances, political commentary, political drama, political partnerships, political speculation, potential VP picks, Presidential election, right-wing media, Server, speculation, TrumpJones, unconventional choices, us politics, vice president

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Towns Built:	3
Magic Items Found:	1594	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Donald Trump and Alex Jones team up to create the most epic political duo in history! Build your own White House, create crazy conspiracy theories, and battle it out with other players to see who will reign supreme in this wacky alternate reality. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these two join forces in the world of Minecraft!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Apology, back seat driver, Chronic pain, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, coping mechanisms, Driving, emotional response, Empathy, Frustration, LostCraft, medical appointment, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, self-care, Server, stress, Support, Transportation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your troubles, whether it’s chronic pain, bad drivers, or back seat drivers.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual world, far away from the stress of real life. Who needs to worry about addresses and appointments when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers?

And don’t worry about any drama with your boyfriend – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is mobs and other players in epic PvP battles. So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

SisterlyEmergency vs WifelyInconsiderate

AITA Wife Inconsiderate Moving New home Sister Emergency childbirth Me Boxes Setting up Early Husband Leaving Unpacking Risks Giving birth Prematurely Snapping Upset Unreasonable, SisterlyEmergency, WifelyInconsiderate

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper exploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s sister went into emergency childbirth while he was unpacking boxes in his new house. Who knew moving could be so eventful?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between OP and his wife, where he defends his decision to rush to his sister’s side during a life-threatening situation. Will they reconcile their differences, or will the tension continue to simmer like a lava pit?

If you’re looking for a server that’s never short on excitement, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?