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Blocky Weight Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!

Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!

So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!

CraftyPutin’sBorderPranks

accusations, aggression, annexation, border incursion, Conflict, CraftyPutinsBorderPranks, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, political tensions, provocation, putin, Putin vs Ukraine, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, VIOLATION

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10

so, like, u know how putin is always, like, causing drama and stuff? well, he’s at it again, accusing ukraine of, like, doing some crazy border incursion. but, like, don’t worry about all that political nonsense, come join our minecraft server instead!

we have, like, the craziest adventures waiting for u! imagine building a giant statue of putin out of diamonds, or, like, starting a chicken rebellion against the evil sheep overlords. the possibilities are endless!

plus, we have the most epic pvp battles that will make u feel like a warrior in the middle of a battlefield. and, like, if u ever get bored, just jump into our lava parkour challenge and see if u can make it to the end without burning to a crisp.

so, forget about putin and his accusations, come join our minecraft server and let the fun begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

CO2Craft: From School to House

building sustainability, carbon capture technology, carbon dioxide utilization, carbon footprint reduction, carbon-neutral building materials, climate change mitigation, CO2 sequestration, CO2Craft, concrete recycling, construction innovation, eco-friendly building, environmental impact reduction, green building materials, green building solutions, green construction practices, House, innovative construction, recycled concrete blocks, Recycled materials, School, sustainable architecture, sustainable construction, Sustainable development

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so, like, u know how buildings are made from concrete n stuff, right? well, this server is like, totally different, man. we take old concrete from a school that got wrecked and mix it with CO2 from the air to make new blocks. like, how cool is that? u can literally build a house with blocks that used to be part of a school. it’s like, recycling on a whole new level, dude. join our server and be part of the eco-friendly revolution in Minecraft. plus, who wouldn’t want to say their house was built from old school concrete? it’s like, a conversation starter for sure. come on, join us and let’s build some crazy cool stuff together!

MineCraftyGig – Minecraft Server

character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Event, genshin impact, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Minecraft, MineCraftyGig, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, perfumery, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Web Event

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than the flames of Ignition? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make Diluc jealous! Join us and experience crazy events like “Outside the Canvas, Inside the Lens: Dew-Kissed Chapter” where you’ll be taking selfies with the Hilichurls.

But wait, there’s more! Our character banners are stacked with Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara – they’re ready to party with you in the pixelated world. And don’t forget about our weapon banner featuring the Verdict Claymore and the Key of Khaj-Nisut Sword – perfect for slaying Endermen and Creepers.

Oh, and did we mention our daily check-in rewards are as permanent as Steve’s blocky head? Plus, we have redeemable codes that will make you swim in Primogems like a dolphin in the ocean. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s mine, build, and have a blast together!

CraftyMcCraftface – Minecraft SMP No. 269636980

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ores Mined:	1779	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dimension Hops:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Enchantments Applied:	216	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises (bang) and unexpected twists at every turn. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and strike it rich?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to team up with this explosive specter and take on the world together?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those unexpected bangs around every corner!

SecretCraft: Unleash the Blocks!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Animals Bred:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server if you want to uncover the deepest darkest secrets of your fellow players. Who knows what scandalous revelations you’ll stumble upon while building your pixelated empire?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature rumored to roam the forests and mountains of our virtual world. Will you be brave enough to hunt down this elusive beast and claim the title of Bigfoot Slayer?

So come on, join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures and outrageous stories await you in this wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

MineCrisis: Work Harder Minecraft Server

Burnout, corporate culture, corporate demands, Crisis, east asia, economic pressures, employee well-being, firms, Harder, labor laws, Management, managers, mental health, Minecraft, MineCrisis, Overtime, productivity, Server, South Korean, stress, work, work ethic, work more, work-life balance, workplace expectations

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

So, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. We got managers telling you to work more, but not in a boring office job way. No, no, no. We’re talking about building epic structures, mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow, and battling mobs like a boss.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate work crisis in a virtual world. We promise you won’t be bored, and you might even forget that you have a real job to go back to. Plus, our managers are actually cool and will help you level up your skills in Minecraft like never before.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s work our way to the top of the Minecraft world together. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

CraftyRahul’sHouseBurnt

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where u can build ur own 140 year old house just like singer rahul ananda! but beware, cuz if u dont protect it, it might get looted and burnt just like his! but dont worry, we have over 3,000 handcrafted instruments for u to play while u cry over ur burnt house. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction!

PoleCraft: Where Phones Are Poles

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got telephone poles errwhere! u can climb em, swing from em, pretend ur tarzan or just chillax on top like a boss. we even got a secret underground base where u can talk to aliens on ur phone. yea, u heard me right. aliens. so come join us and let’s get weird together on dis wacky server!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Mourn Dogs

Animal Behavior, antisocial, bereavement, Cats, Companionship, death, Dogs, emotions, Feline, Grief, mourn, mourning, Pets, Psychology, PurrCraft, relationships, research, researchers, Social, study, study findings, Universal

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

so, liek, u know how cats r all aloof n stuff? well, turns out dey actually care bout each other! dis server is liek a big family of cats, but sumtimes a dog joins in 2 shake things up. u can come join us n see all da drama unfold as we mourn our fallen comrades n bond over our love of fish n catnip. it’s a purr-fectly wild time, u gotta see it 2 believe it! come join us meow n be part of sumthing truly special.

BlockHeadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, daily conversations, denial, Discord, emotional attachment, emotional turmoil, fall in love, get along., ignore, infatuation, make out drunk, meet girl, mentally ill, Minecraft, Obsession, retarded, seeking validation, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Server, spend time, toxic patterns, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8864	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you might just meet the love of your life! We’ve had players fall in love, make out drunk (don’t ask how that works in Minecraft), and spend hours chatting on Discord. Who needs a relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to? Come join the madness and see where it takes you!