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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7753 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!