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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5056 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 9379 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!