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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5441 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
