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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9960 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
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