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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7470 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!
Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?