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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5551 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2742 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
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