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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9986 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
so like, u know how North Korea is always like, buddy buddy with China and stuff? well, get this, they actually said NO to a telecoms plan by the border! like, what a plot twist, amirite?
anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want.
plus, rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will come and be your pet. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s make Minecraft great again!
