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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2772 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? We’ve got you covered! Need to build a giant statue of a potato to worship as your new Minecraft god? Go for it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once defeated the Ender Dragon in a dance-off!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!