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Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	81	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Votes:	4921
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5656	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7493
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	259	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4411	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Potions Brewed:	129	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ores Mined:	9556

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Farms Harvested:	133
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

acceptance, Asian girls, attraction, BBC, bros, community support, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, FBI document, Game, Insecurity, Interracial Relationships, leaked, Masculinity, Minecraft, Race, self esteem, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, White, white girls, white men, whitebros

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!