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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7322 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging lava-spewing chickens and fighting off zombie villagers armed with diamond swords.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the dragon in a breakdancing competition, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Creeper-infested jungle! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.