Blocky Booty Calls

19. Sexual attraction, blocky, 15. Social cues, 6. Desire, 2. Insecurities

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the mobs are actually trying to hook up with you! That’s right, creepers, skeletons, even the Ender Dragon are all trying to get it on with you! It’s a love triangle like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all, our server has custom plugins that turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots rainbows and unicorns at your enemies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with talking cows that give you dating advice.

So why do I think she wants to fuck me? Because on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let the romance begin!

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Blocky Booty Bounce: A Minecraft Server for Questionable Conversations

13. Physical intimacy, 12. Consent, 4. Relationships, bounce, Conversations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! We have a special plugin that allows players to engage in romantic relationships with NPCs, so yes, you can totally have a Minecraft girlfriend here! Who needs real-life dating when you can woo a pixelated beauty instead?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that only the bravest of players can tame. Rumor has it that whoever manages to ride the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So saddle up and get ready for the ride of your life (literally)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves – just watch out for the lava dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find love, fame, and fortune in the world of blocks and pixels.

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RichCraft: Diamonds & Dollars

MONEY, Lavish, Rich, Lifestyle, Extravagant

Have you ever dated a Minecraft player who’s so rich they have diamond armor for every day of the week? Join our server and experience the luxurious life of the elite Minecraft players! Our spawn area is a replica of a real-life mansion, complete with a pool filled with lava (for that extra hot tub experience).

But that’s not all! Our players have so much wealth, they use emeralds as toilet paper and build their houses out of solid gold blocks. Join now and you might just find yourself riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out on the chance to live like a Minecraft millionaire!

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MacAttack Minecraft Server

allocation, Defense, national security, percentage, gdp

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend to be french soldiers and increase our military spending in minecraft? like, we start at 2.1% but then we go all out and bump it up to 5% of our GDP. it’s like, so intense and epic, you gotta join us and show off your military strategy skills while building up your own little army in the game. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can roleplay as a french soldier and take over the minecraft world with your mad military skills? come join us and let’s conquer together!

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CraftyPutin2020

russia, world news, ABC News, united states, cold war

come join our minecraft server where we make america great again by building walls around our bases to keep out the russian creepers! donald trump himself plays on our server and he’s always trying to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. one time, vladimir putin tried to grief our server but we built a giant statue of trump to scare him away. join us for the most politically charged minecraft experience ever! #buildthewall #trump2020

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No Hawaiian Shirt Minecraft

Hawaiian shirts, workplace culture, office culture, dress guidelines, HAWAIIAN

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. We got llamas riding pigs, and chickens wearing sunglasses. It’s like a party in a mine, dude. And get this, every Friday is “No Hawaiian Shirt Fridays” because we’re rebels like that. So if you wanna join a server where the only rule is to have a good time, then come on over and let’s get this block party started!

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Sham Pain Relief Server

evidence review, Medical research, Alternative Medicine, pain management, ineffective treatments

join dis epic minecraft server where we inject ur spine with magical potions for ultimate back pain relief!!! forget sham injections, we got da real deal here, fam. u gonna be walkin’ straight like a boss in no time. come join us and experience the most lit back pain treatment in all of minecraft land. trust us, ur back will thank u later. #spineinjectionsftw #backpainbegone #minecraftmagic

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Ad Astoria RP

Void, Diplomacy, continent, Discord, orcs

Welcome to Astoria Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Type	Whitelisted, RP, Medieval-fantasy
Features	Custom map, growing community, story-driven gameplay
Races	Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs
Joining	Apply on Discord, create a character based on lore

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Ad Astoria?	We are a whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP server focusing on diplomacy and world-building.
How do I join?	Join our Discord, apply in #apply-here, submit a character in #character-submission.
What are some features?	Revive system, Dynmap Towny, Gold economy, Custom races, PvP timer, and more.

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Eternal Odyssey 1.20.6

sexual tension, Boundaries, coworker, flirtation, desire

Bro, forget about your coworker and join this Minecraft server instead!

You won’t have to worry about awkward eye contact or office drama here.

Just imagine building a giant statue of yourself and flexing on all the other players.

Plus, you can mine for diamonds and pretend they’re your coworker’s eyes, but like, in a non-creepy way.

Trust me, this server is way more fun than trying to decipher if your coworker actually wants to bang.

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RichCraft: Diamonds & Dollars

Have you ever dated a Minecraft player who’s so rich they have diamond armor for every day of the week? Join our server and experience the luxurious life of the elite Minecraft players! Our spawn area is a replica of a real-life mansion, complete with a pool filled with lava (for that extra hot tub experience).

But that’s not all! Our players have so much wealth, they use emeralds as toilet paper and build their houses out of solid gold blocks. Join now and you might just find yourself riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out on the chance to live like a Minecraft millionaire!

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18. Trust

Welcome to Astoria Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

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