Rubbed Dick Minecraft Server

10. aftercare, Rubbed, 7. stimulation, 19. ecstasy, 12. self-love

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like rubbing your dick for a while – it’s guaranteed to give you a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours, complete with the ability to shoot cheese balls at your enemies. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the joy of being a cheese warrior, you’ll never want to play on any other server again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why everyone is saying, “my dick after I rub it for a while be like…this server is the best thing ever!”

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AgricraftRetaliationMex

trade war, Trump administration, agricultural exports, international relations, export markets

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, where we got more drama than mexico and the us beefin over tariffs! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and chickens doin the cha cha slide.

if you join now, you might just witness a llama uprising or a sheep rebellion. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t ready for the madness that goes down here.

so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your horse, cuz this server is where the real action is at. plus, we got free tacos on tuesdays and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a diamond-encrusted potato.

don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now before the zombie apocalypse takes over and you’re left wishing you had joined when you had the chance. let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤠🌮💎

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Gator Carbon Crew

coastal wetlands, carbon storage, ecosystem health, wetland biodiversity, carbon sequestration potential

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got american alligators chillin’ as our carbon stock regulators. these bad boys be keepin’ the ecosystem in check and helpin’ with soil carbon sequestration like it’s nobody’s business.

imagine loggin’ on and seein’ these giant reptiles walkin’ around, makin’ sure everything is in balance. they even help out with buildin’ cool structures and protectin’ your loot from creepers.

so if you wanna be part of a server where alligators are the real MVPs, then come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life. plus, who wouldn’t wanna say they play on a server with alligators as their carbon stock regulators? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my dudes.

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Starfire server minecraft

Colorful, starfire, Antispam, Shop, Minecraft

Colorful minecraft server, with normal mini-players, make me like it definitely

STARFIRE.aternos.me:17206

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Turtlecraft

lore writing, Fun, Map, smp, Lore

Turtlecraft Minecraft Server

SEASON FIVE IS LIVE! Join us and be part of our thriving Minecraft community!

IP Address: turtlecraft.us

Reveal Trailer: Here

Discord Server: Join

Season Five Bluemap: Here

Welcome to Turtlecraft, which aims to offer a safe, fun environment for multiplayer fun for everyone! Come join our small family and build, explore, socialize, and optionally join a player-made nation! This server has no whitelist and is public, so as long as you agree to follow the rules, you and your friends and/or family members are welcome to join the game and write your own legend!

WE OFFER:

A uniquely decorated pale oak and quartz spawn

A plugin to sleep and gradually progress the night

A plugin to sit on stairs, slabs, and carpets

A plugin to claim your land and prevent spam/griefing

Minor crafting datapacks

7 moderators to monitor player activity

A 10,000 x 10,000 block map

DiscordSRV integration

Optional custom resource pack

(Limited pranks, griefing, and theft are occasionally permitted for lore purposes, specifically with express permission from the victims or an admin. No actual damage may be done to another player’s progress/build/belongings.)

Come say hi and vibe with us on the Discord server and in-game!

FAQ – Questions & Answers:

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, the server is public and anyone can join as long as they agree to follow the rules.
How many moderators are there on the server?	There are 7 moderators on the server to monitor player activity and address any issues.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Limited pranks, griefing, and theft are occasionally permitted for lore purposes with express permission, but no actual damage may be done to another player’s progress/build/belongings.

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Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ

Yo, yo, yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! We got characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but way cooler! And don’t even get me started on Fujikura Uruka and Shisui Michiru – they’re like the dream team of building and exploring! Plus, we got Kaneko Lumi and Dizzy Dokuro bringing the party vibes 24/7! It’s like a non-stop rollercoaster of epicness and chaos! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Let’s goooooo!

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PaidLeavePlaytime – Minecraft SMP

PaidLeavePlaytime, wellness, learning new skills, Self Discovery, smp

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, trust me it’s lit AF! Like, imagine taking 6 whole months off work, getting paid in full, just to play Minecraft all day errday. It’s like a dream come true, amirite?

So, like, on this server, there’s this legend about a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a pack of evil llamas. But if you can defeat them, you get access to unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the rare pink sheep, it grants you three wishes! I know, right? It’s like a fairytale but with creepers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention there’s a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they’re like the Illuminati of Minecraft. But if you join our squad, we can totally take them down and rule the server together. It’s gonna be epic, bro!

So, like, if you wanna join this crazy adventure and have the time of your life, hit me up and let’s conquer this Minecraft world together. YOLO!

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MineCraftMania

MinecraftMania

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to play.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of clucking chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Villagers spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server

military intervention, global stability, international relations, Ceasefire, political leaders

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, not invited to the cool kidz table with US and russia? well, that’s like, super dangerous, bro. but guess what? on our minecraft server, EVERYONE is invited to the party! no exclusions here, just good vibes and blocky adventures. join us and be part of the peace talks…or just build a giant chicken statue, whatever floats your boat. come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s make some memories together!

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TeslaTariffTussle

government policy, economic diplomacy, electric vehicles, Automotive Industry, economic sanctions

so like, u know how Chrystia Freeland is all like “we should totally target Elon Musk’s Tesla in a tariff fight”? well, that’s like, totally not cool, man. but u know what is cool? joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. it’s like, totally lit, bro. so forget about tariffs and join our server for some epic fun!

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18. Satisfaction

Turtlecraft Minecraft Server

WE OFFER:

Come say hi and vibe with us on the Discord server and in-game!

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