18. satisfaction Minecraft Servers

18. Satisfaction

  • Rubbed Dick Minecraft Server

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    Rubbed Dick Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like rubbing your dick for a while – it’s guaranteed to give you a good time!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours, complete with the ability to shoot cheese balls at your enemies. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the joy of being a cheese warrior, you’ll never want to play on any other server again.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why everyone is saying, “my dick after I rub it for a while be like…this server is the best thing ever!”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP: The Misfit Miners – 1v4 Asymmetrical Adventures

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    Minecraft SMP: The Misfit Miners – 1v4 Asymmetrical Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and asymmetrical designs are the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, it was guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for vengeance. The players had to band together to defeat the chicken and claim the diamonds as their own. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Pigman King will be granted untold riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to rise up and take on this mighty challenge?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

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    CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of loyalty and respect? Look no further! Our server is like a tight-knit group of friends, just without the drama (well, most of the time).

    Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual house against creepers and zombies, just like this guy defended his marriage against disrespectful friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in the form of explosive TNT battles?

    And hey, if you ever need to blow off some steam, feel free to unleash your inner rage on our pixelated enemies. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only bridges that get burned are the ones you set on fire yourself.

    So come on, join our server and let’s build a virtual world where loyalty and respect reign supreme. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who won’t ditch your wedding for a sale on chips.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftySarcasmSA

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    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy story!

    Imagine a Minecraft world where you can meet your American fiancé from South Africa, only to have a dinner with his family turn into a comedy show! Get ready for stereotypical comments, awkward moments, and a surprise proposal that will leave you questioning everything.

    But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, witty comebacks, and misunderstandings that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and let the chaos begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GridironGrief

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    GridironGrief

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano, but without the burning and stuff. we got so many diamonds u gonna be blingin’ like a disco ball. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a pet creeper named bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure to wear your blast-proof armor). and every full moon, we have a dance party with the zombies and skeletons – they got some killer moves, trust me.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a nether portal? it’s like a thrill ride and a trip to hell all in one. so come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). let’s make some memories – and maybe even some new friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Robo’s World: Semi-Spud Edition – Now with Extra Crossplay and Community Shenanigans!

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    Robo’s World: Semi-Spud Edition – Now with Extra Crossplay and Community Shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name: Robo’s World
    Server Type: Semi-vanilla SMP
    Map Reset: Never
    Crossplay: Enabled for Java and Bedrock

    Overview:

    Robo’s World is a small, whitelisted, community-driven server that is dedicated to providing a semi-vanilla experience in Minecraft. Inspired by the Hermitcraft SMP, the server promotes a friendly and collaborative environment where players can enjoy survival mode without fear of griefing or hacking.

    FAQ:

    1. How can I join Robo’s World?

    To join Robo’s World, you must apply through the Discord server. Once you are approved, you will receive the server IP and whitelist access.

    2. Is there a map reset on Robo’s World?

    No, the map on Robo’s World will never reset, allowing players to build and create without losing their progress.

    3. What are the key features of Robo’s World?

      • Online Map – View the entire world from your web browser
      • Mob Heads – Mobs and players have a chance of dropping their head when killed
      • Discord Chat – Chat with your friends in-game via Discord
      • No game-altering mods/plugins – Enjoy the vanilla experience
      • Safe creations – Your ideas and builds are protected on the server

    4. What are the important rules on Robo’s World?

      • No griefing, stealing, or hacking
      • No PVP without mutual agreement
      • No offensive language

    For the full list of rules, please refer to the Discord server.

    5. Is crossplay enabled on Robo’s World?

    Yes, players can join the server using both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.

    Join the friendly community of Robo’s World today and start your adventure in a safe and collaborative environment!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SuburbanCraft Minecraft Server

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    SuburbanCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life in Los Angeles? Ready to trade in the smog for some fresh mountain air in a tiny Utah suburb? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of virtually moving to Kebab or Moab, where the population is a whopping 5k (in Minecraft blocks, that is)! Build your dream suburban home, complete with pixelated neighbors who always borrow your virtual lawnmower.

    But watch out, because the local pixelated wildlife is known to be quite… pixelated. From blocky bears to square-shaped squirrels, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter in our pixelated paradise.

    So say goodbye to LA traffic and hello to a simpler life in our Minecraft server. Who needs real suburbs when you can have virtual ones filled with endless possibilities and hilarious adventures? Join us today and start your new life in Kebab or Moab… or wherever the heck you want!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 4thReichCraft SMP: Building Blocks of Doom

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    4thReichCraft SMP: Building Blocks of Doom

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh honey, on our server, we welcome everyone with open arms! In fact, our resident Enderman, Steve, is the life of the party and always down for a dance-off. Plus, our Creeper community outreach program is thriving – they’ve even started a gardening club! So come on over and join the fun – we’ve got room for all colors of the rainbow (and all shades of black)!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LegoHoardingHub Minecraft Server

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    LegoHoardingHub Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your partner taking over the entire house with their Star Wars Legos collection? Do you dream of having a space to yourself where you can work or relax without tripping over tiny plastic bricks? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where Legos are banned and space is abundant!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual office, complete with all the peace and quiet you desire. No more stepping on Legos in the dark or finding them in every nook and cranny of your home. Plus, you can unleash your creativity and design the workspace of your dreams without any interference from a Lego-obsessed partner.

    Join us now and say goodbye to the Lego invasion in your real life. Build, explore, and reclaim your space in a world where the only bricks you’ll find are the ones you place yourself. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your significant other about their Lego hoarding habits!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CarCrashClan

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    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics gone wrong. Imagine a world where your son uses your car more than you do, and then proceeds to destroy it with toothpaste. Yes, you read that right – toothpaste!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a father, a son, and a mother who just doesn’t give a hoot about the car. Will the car ever be fixed? Will the son learn his lesson? Find out on our server!

    Join now for the ultimate adventure filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    New Minecraft Server
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    New Server IP