17. Pussy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hey Faggots, Minecraft SMP King

10. Facebook, 11. Perfect, 12. Enjoy life, 13. /pol/, 14. Tranny jannies, 15. Rope, 16. Bitch, 17. Pussy, 18. Fun, 19. Strangers, 2. John, 20. Best shot, 3. Hate, 4. Fat, 5. Retarded, 6. No-lifes, 7. Stupid ass pictures, 8. Insecurities, 9. Jerking off, Faggots, hey, King, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Mines Excavated:	4046	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Hey losers, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! My name is John, and I’m here to show you a good time filled with laughs and epic moments.

Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.

So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, destroyer, Diplomatic, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Japan, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval vessel, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, SushiCraft, Tension, territorial waters, Warnings

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7045
Enchantments Applied:	236	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so, liek, imagine u join this epic minecraft server where u can sail ur own japan destroyer ship into china’s territorial waters without gettin in trouble. u can ignore all the warnings and just do ur own thing, cuz why not? it’s a lawless land where u can do whatever u want, even if it means startin an international incident in minecraft. come join us and cause chaos on the high seas, it’ll be a blast!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

audience engagement, brand loyalty., Competition, Content Creation, content creators, Digital Marketing, digital platforms, entertainment industry, fanbase, indie, Live streaming, Minecraft, niche market, Niji branch, NijiCraft, Online Community, online content, online presence, Popularity, Server, social media, streaming, viewership

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of watching boring old streams where the streamers can’t even compete with some random indie game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We promise that our streams are so epic, they make those other streamers look like total noobs. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively speaking, of course).

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

Alantians, Asians, beauty standards, big booty, body positivity, BootyCraft, culture, DATING, Diversity, empowerment, feminism, interracial dating, Latinas, Latinx, Minecraft, Minority representation, Political, redpill, relationships, Server, social dynamics, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7048
Emeralds Found:	400	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can date big booty Latinas and unlock the final redpill! Forget about Asians, the real treasure is in those Latinas with the curves that will make your character do a double take. And get this – did you know that dating big booty Latinas is actually what the Atlantians did after their fall? It’s true, look it up in the Minecraft history books! So if you’re ready for a political dating adventure like no other, join us on our server and prepare to be mind-blown by the possibilities. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy?

CraftyProposalFun

celebration, cousin, CraftyProposalFun, ENGAGEMENT, event planning, family bonds, family dynamics, family friend, Graduation, graduation party, high school, milestone, new chapter, party etiquette, party planning, Permission, Proposal, special moment, Support, young love

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Emeralds Found:	5275
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of boring graduation parties where the focus is only on the graduate? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all milestones, big and small, with a bang!

Imagine this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your best friend on the server asks if they can propose to their in-game partner right in front of you. Talk about a plot twist! And the best part? We have a special fireworks plugin just for these occasions, so you can watch the virtual fireworks light up the sky as they say “yes”!

But beware, not everyone on the server is as supportive as you. Watch out for jealous players who might try to steal your thunder by building bigger and better structures right next to yours. It’s a virtual battle of who can outshine the rest!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous and unforgettable moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find love in the blocky world of pixels!

CraftyCampus Minecraft Server

all-nighters, cafeteria coffee, cafeteria food, cheap beer, college, college budget, college cooking, college dining hall, college food, college life, college memories, college student meals, convenience store snacks, CraftyCampus, dorm room food, instant noodles, late night pizza, microwave meals, Minecraft, Nostalgia, ramen noodles, Server, study snacks

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out what tastes like college! Our server is filled with so much excitement and chaos, just like your college days. From crazy parties in the virtual world to epic pranks on other players, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the legendary Caffeine Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited energy potions to keep you going all night long.

And if you’re feeling nostalgic for those late-night study sessions, don’t worry – we have a library filled with enchanted books that will boost your skills and knowledge in no time. Who needs textbooks when you have magical tomes at your fingertips?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience what tastes like college in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy virtual world!

PreCovidCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Say goodbye to those ancient relics of the past and join our Minecraft server where the only thing disappearing faster than toilet paper during a pandemic is your sanity!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie Karens demanding to speak to the manager, or test your survival skills against a never-ending wave of toilet paper hoarders. Build your own quarantine bunker complete with a stockpile of hand sanitizer and face masks, or team up with other players to raid the elusive Lysol factory for the ultimate loot.

But beware, rumors say that the infamous Toilet Paper Bandit roams the server, stealing rolls of precious TP from unsuspecting players. Will you be the hero to stop this dastardly thief, or will you fall victim to their cunning ways?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional shortage of hand sanitizer).

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Allies, China, Conflict, CraftyCommies, decisive enabler, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, nato, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Support, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	2198	Reality Warps Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so, liek, u know how u want to play minecraft but u also want to feel liek ur making a difference in the world? well, u should totally join this server cuz we are fighting a war against the evil forces of china and russia in minecraft!!! we are the nato allies and we need ur help to defeat them and bring peace to the minecraft world. join us and be a hero, save the day and show those bad guys who’s boss!!! plus, we have epic battles, cool weapons, and awesome allies to help u along the way. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some butt together!!! #minecraftwarriors #natoalliesftw #chinaandrussiasuck

Destiny Role Play Minecraft Server

Apartments, cars, City hospital, Community, Destiny Role Play, Discord, Factions, fbi, Gaming, GPS system, Houses, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, police station, role playing, role-play, School No. 125, Server, Version 1.12.2

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4529	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

?I present to you the full Role Play server – Destiny Role Play!?

?New RP server project – in Minecraft?

?There you will find a unique GPS system that will not let you get lost!?

?Purchase of cars, apartments, houses!?

?And you will also be able to go through the call and take up the post of faction leader or administrator!?

?We have such factions as:?

?- FBI – Where you can participate in very dangerous and interesting situations, and also catch drug dealers and more!?

?- Police Station – where you will have your own patrol cars, in which you can participate in the pursuit of players, and pin them in jail!?

?- City hospital – where you can treat complex diseases, the more severe the disease – the more payment!?

?- School No. 125 – where you will train new players and also get paid for it!?

?And many other factions!?

?Join our cozy corner, where there are no inadequate people!?

Discord – https://discord.gg/2NXYTsasFP

?IP – 45.93.200.29:25603 (temporary, info about the new IP will be in ds)?

Version – 1 12 2

?We are waiting for you!?

45.93.200.29:25603

Sam’s Scary Hardcore Vanilla Server – Only Java and players older than 18 allowed! Version 1.21

Allowed, East Coast, epic hand crafted map, familiar structures, giantspawn, Hardcore, impossible biomes, java, june 19th 2024, Landclaim, No Donations, no item-spawning, No ranks, no teleporting, no voting, No world border, Older, overworld piglins, Players, Sams, Scary, Server, smp, Survival, united states, Vanilla, Version, Voicechat

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Overview

Feature	Description
Version	1.21 Vanilla Java
Server Location	East Coast, United States
Official Start Date	Wednesday, June 19th, 2024

Custom Minecraft Server – FAQ

What is Samsara?

Samsara is a 15k x 15k custom Minecraft world meticulously sculpted over the past decade in World Painter. It offers a vibrant and unique landscape for players to explore and build in.

How do I join Samsara?

You can join the whitelist on our Discord server. Visit the full website at Samsara.gg for more information.

What features are available on the server?

Survival world with landclaim, voicechat, overworld piglins, and giantspawn
Hardcore world with no whitelist

What does Samsara not have?

No fancy spawn
No loot crates, titles, or paid features
No teleporting or item-spawning
No world border
No donations, voting, or ranks

What can I expect when playing on Samsara?

Hand-crafted map with impossible biomes
Familiar structures in new settings like END CITIES in deserts
No frills vanilla+ server with Mob heads, Voice Chat, Multiplayer Sleep, and Landclaim
A new and challenging experience

Be kind and join the whitelist via the Discord server to start playing on Samsara!

SweetCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, sweetcraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to Sweets Archive, the most sugar-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we’ve got all the candy-coated chaos you could ever want!

Join us and explore our world made entirely out of sweets and treats. Swim in rivers of chocolate, mine for diamonds in gumdrop caves, and battle mobs made of marshmallows. But be careful, you might just get a cavity from all the sweetness!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Candy King, a ruler who controls all the sugary goodness in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a battle of wits and sugar rush, you’ll be rewarded with the ultimate treasure: a lifetime supply of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join Sweets Archive today and satisfy your sweet tooth in the most epic way possible. Just don’t forget to brush your teeth afterwards!