17. Pussy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hey Faggots, Minecraft SMP King

10. Facebook, 11. Perfect, 12. Enjoy life, 13. /pol/, 14. Tranny jannies, 15. Rope, 16. Bitch, 17. Pussy, 18. Fun, 19. Strangers, 2. John, 20. Best shot, 3. Hate, 4. Fat, 5. Retarded, 6. No-lifes, 7. Stupid ass pictures, 8. Insecurities, 9. Jerking off, Faggots, hey, King, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Hey losers, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! My name is John, and I’m here to show you a good time filled with laughs and epic moments.

Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.

So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyCraze: Buckle Up for Unexpected Adventures!

#announcement, Adventures, Buckle, budapest, Budapest Announces, CraftyCraze, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, Fasten Your Seat Belts, global affairs, Hungary, intensifies, international relations, Meetings, negotiations, Peace Mission, Peace Mission Intensifies, Politics, summit, unexpected, Unexpected Meetings

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

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get ready to blast off into the craziest minecraft adventure of your life, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness, with unexpected meetings around every corner.

join us as we embark on a peace mission to intensify the fun and chaos, because who needs boring old peace when you can have epic battles and hilarious pranks instead?

so fasten your seat belts and hold on tight, because this is one minecraft server you won’t want to miss! come join us today and let the insanity begin! 🌈🐲🚀

ZapHusbandRageCraft

annoyance, Battery, electric cars, electric vehicles, Empty, Frustration, Gender Roles, humor, Husbands, mad husband, Marriage, modern technology, NEW LEVEL, no battery, relationship dynamics, Rise, societal expectations, stereotype, Vehicle, wife’s vehicle, ZapHusbandRageCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

LOL come join dis Minecraft server where we got electric vehicles with NO BATTERY! imagine da chaos of husbands tryna drive around in a car dat don’t even GO! u gonna see some epic meltdowns and rage quits, it’s gonna be wild! come join da fun and watch da drama unfold, it’s gonna be a blast! Plus, we got some sick builds and crazy minigames to keep u entertained. Don’t miss out on da madness, join now!

Rising Dragon – (Semi-Vanilla) Survival server

121server, 121smp, anti-grief, Antigrief, Block Protection, Brawl pit, Chestshops, Colosseum, decorative heads, Discordsrv, English, family, Familyfriendly, Friendly, Friendlysurvival, Friends, Graylist, Graylisted, Greylist, Greylisted, Jobs, Jobsreborn, MCMMO, Minigames, Mob Arena, No bullying, No hacking, no spam, Nogriefing, Nogriefsurvival, Npcs, PG friendly, Pgserver, PvE, PvP, Respect, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Alien Abductions:	0

Rising Dragon a (greylisted) Semi-Vanilla Survival serverNote: We don’t have any modded dragons (sadly), it’s just the theme we use.

We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.With our rising dragon points (earned in various ways) you can obtain decorative heads.Adding small extras to a mainly vanilla experience, we have some plugins like:

After accepting our rules an ambassador or staff member can give access to build.This is done as we are a no-griefing server.

While the server is mainly focused on PvE we do offer two PvP areas.A small brawl pit in world 1 and a Colosseum in world 2.

Our rules:

Speak English, so everyone can understand you.Keep it PG friendly, don’t use profanities.Respect each other, no bullying and no griefing!No hacking, exploiting or circumventing of auto kicks.Don’t spam, advertise, or anti-advertise.Give each other some space, don’t build within 4 chunks without asking.

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Waychest: Where we pretend to be survival experts but really we’re just lost and confused

blocks, building, Confused, custom advancements, Custom Items, Discovery-based Warps, Experts, Exploration, Integrated Region Protection, Journey System, Lost, multiplayer, No Monetization, PRETEND, private realm, Public, radiance, Region Maps, smp, Survival, vanilla client, Waychest, waychest flight, Waychests

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6347	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5252	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Waychest
Server IP	waychest.com
Server Location	United States West Coast
Website	https://waychest.com/
Wiki	https://waychest.com/info
Version	1.20.6-1.21 (Java; Vanilla client)
Gameplay Types	[SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [PvE]

Server Description

Waychest is a custom-built Minecraft experience that extends vanilla survival mode with an emphasis on exploration and building. It is a hybrid of a public multiplayer server and a private Realm, offering a unique community-driven gameplay experience.

Feature Highlights

“Journey” System: Enter your own journey with others in a shared world.
Waychests: Special chests that guide Journeys and reward exploration.
“Waychest Flight” Minigame: Craft an Elytra and engage in a flying challenge.
Discovery-based Warps: Unlock fast travel points through exploration.
Integrated Region Protection: Create protected areas with Waychests.
“Radiance”: Skip the night without skipping the night with a special effect.
Region Maps: Pre-explored maps for easier navigation.
Custom Advancements: Progress through custom mechanics with associated advancements.
No Monetization: No premium perks or donations accepted.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join Waychest, simply connect to the server IP: waychest.com using your Minecraft client.

2. What makes Waychest different from other servers?

Waychest offers a unique blend of shared exploration, custom mechanics, and community-driven gameplay that sets it apart from traditional Minecraft servers.

3. Are there any premium features or donations required?

No, Waychest does not offer any premium perks or accept donations in any form. The server is driven by a community-focused approach.

4. How can I learn more about the server’s features?

You can visit the official website at waychest.com or explore the detailed information on the Wiki here.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

10 words, art, Communication, Concept, creativity, Expression, image, Impactful, Interpretation, Language, long tail, Meaning, Message, Minecraft, Minimalist, photography, PixelPunch, Server, Speaks, Symbolism, Visual, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

This Minecraft server will make your grandma do the Macarena! Join now for a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of zombie cows! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in the game! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

EarthboundCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, comparison, earthbound, EarthboundCraft, exaggerated, fanbase, Flanderization, gameplay, humor, indie, influence, Minecraft, Mother series, Nostalgia, quirkiness, respectful, Retro, RPG, Server, storytelling, Successor, Undertale, video game

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Enchantments Applied:	64	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Runes Activated:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Earthbound servers that just don’t hit the mark? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Earthbound successor! Forget about Undertale and its over-the-top quirkiness, we keep it real with our down-to-earth gameplay.

Join our server for a chance to battle giant pixelated aliens, embark on epic quests to save the world, and maybe even find the legendary Sword of Bacon (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why settle for a watered-down version of Earthbound when you can experience the real deal on our Minecraft server? Join us now and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

SisterSassCraft

communication struggles, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, misunderstood, name change, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, Self-expression, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, SisterSassCraft, speech difficulties, speech issues, speech therapy, stress and anxiety, Stutter, support from grandparents, traditional name, unfair blame

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Emeralds Found:	1332
Ores Mined:	8907	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where speech issues are a thing of the past! Join us and let your creativity flow without any judgment or pressure to pronounce things perfectly.

Imagine a world where you can build magnificent structures without worrying about saying “Michelle” correctly. Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their speech abilities.

But beware, our server is so welcoming that even grandparents might offer to pay for a name change! And who knows, maybe your parents will start blaming you for building the wrong blocks instead of mispronouncing names.

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not how you say “shell” or “Michelle”. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, stutter and all!

StankCraft: The Smelliest Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Have you ever walked into a room and thought, “Wow, this smells like a creeper just exploded in here”? Well, get ready to experience that and more on our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is filled with the most putrid, disgusting smells you can imagine. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chance to test your olfactory senses and see if you can survive the stench. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget (no matter how hard you try).

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike, Assassination, bbc news, BlockBlastersMC, Conflict, foreign relations, gaza, government official, Hamas, international news, Israeli strike, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, palestine, political tensions, RETALIATION, Senior official, Unrest, violence, War

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Potions Brewed:	79	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on roller skates? well, lemme tell ya bout this server. we got pigs that fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where the senior official from Israel and Hamas are having a dance-off to settle their differences. it’s like a mix between a rave and a political debate. who will win? who knows, but it’s gonna be lit!

so come on over to our server and join in on the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, join us now before the llamas take over and make us all their servants. peace out, homies!

CopCarBlockParty

block party, Community, community support, cop cars, CopCarBlockParty, Crime Prevention, Drama, gossip, law enforcement, neighborhood bonding, neighborhood drama, neighborhood solidarity, neighborhood watch, neighbors, nosy neighbors, Police investigation, police presence, Safety, SECURITY, suspicious activity, Unity

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Enchantments Applied:	234

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT COP CARS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE’S HOUSES. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CRAZY SHENANIGANS ARE GONNA GO DOWN. MAYBE YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A SECRET AGENT OR MAYBE THEY’RE JUST REALLY BAD AT PARKING. EITHER WAY, IT’S A PARTY EVERY DAY ON OUR SERVER. COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!