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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1296 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1860 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.