WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

15. Technology, 7. Memory controllers, smp, 17. Overclocking, 12. Microcode changes

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

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CoastCrumbleCraft

affordable solution, environmental conservation, Coastal Protection, coast crumble, Natural resources

ya know how when you build a sick castle on the beach in minecraft and then the stupid ocean comes and destroys it all? well, not anymore on this server! we have found a way to stop the coast from crumbling and ruining all your hard work. join us and never worry about your sandcastle getting washed away again! plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater caves filled with treasure waiting to be discovered. come join us and become the ultimate beachcomber!

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What is the IP for Bordeaux Minecraft Server?

Server, college football 25 dynasty, Rebuild, college football 25 gameplay, ncaa football 25 rebuild

Bordeaux is a city in southwestern France known for its wine production and stunning architecture. Situated along the Garonne River, Bordeaux is home to numerous vineyards and is considered the capital of wine in the country. The city also boasts beautiful 18th-century buildings, historic landmarks like the Place de la Bourse and a vibrant cultural scene. Bordeaux is a popular tourist destination and a UNESCO World Heritage site, attracting visitors from around the world to experience its unique blend of history, culture, and gastronomy.

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Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are better at PvP than you!

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft version 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Available on Java & Bedrock
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

FAQ

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Swipecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unattractive as you are? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace our inner KV status and give everyone a chance, even if we don’t find them attractive.

Just like how you’re considering going on a date with someone you don’t find attractive, we believe in leading by example and giving everyone a shot at friendship and fun on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond in the rough (literally, in Minecraft terms).

So come on in and join us on our server where cringing at good morning messages is totally normal and where you can unleash your inner hypocritical self in the best way possible. Who needs looks when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Join us now and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

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WhySoSMP

Trading, market stability, market fluctuations, market speculation, volatility

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the market is always down 10% on the 7d, but don’t worry, XMR and LTC are totally unaffected because they’re living their best lives in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our server that defies all logic and reasoning.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a place where the market is constantly crashing but two random cryptocurrencies are thriving? It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and financial confusion, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our Minecraft world.

So come on in and see for yourself why our SMP is the most absurd and entertaining server out there. Who knows, you might just become the next XMR or LTC of our virtual universe!

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CakeFaceCraft Minecraft Server

body image, Minecraft, husband, Friends, emotional

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all emotions, even if it means crying over cake! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course).

Our community is full of interesting characters with unique senses of humor, just like the husband who thought smearing cake on his partner’s face was a good idea at their wedding. But hey, who doesn’t love a good cake facial, am I right?

Don’t worry about being judged for your emotions here – we support you, whether you’re crying over cake or laughing until you snort. And if anyone calls you an a-hole for expressing your feelings, we’ll just send them on a quest to find the elusive diamond cake in our virtual world.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and let your emotions run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you cry (or crying so hard you laugh)!

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NoKidsAllowedMC

family expectations, family conflicts, brother’s kids, family dynamics, family relationships

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids wreaking havoc in your peaceful abode? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your own virtual paradise where no mischievous nieces or nephews can ever ruin your day.

On our server, you can create a world where markers are used for art, not wall scribbles, and where juice spills are a thing of the past. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience where you are in control.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family obligations. Join our server and build your own happy place where boundaries are respected and your virtual home remains intact. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled siblings and their wild offspring.

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LifeChangingMinecraftSMP

Profound, life-altering, cinematic experience, perspective-shifting, unforgettable

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to impress you with their sick moves! And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t find entertainment like this anywhere else! So come join us and let your gaming experience be changed for life (literally)!

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MineXXXCraft

Persona, Adult Film Industry, fantasy name, RISQUE, Forbidden

Are you tired of mining diamonds all day and night on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where you can become the ultimate adult star of the block!

Imagine strutting your stuff in a pixelated world, turning heads and causing chaos wherever you go. With our custom skins and outfits, you’ll be the talk of the town (or should we say, village?).

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant chickens to navigating through lava-filled dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover your inner adult star in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

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