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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5206 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.