1339 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Neighborhood Watch Minecraft SMP

city life, cityscape, Community, dwelling place, home sweet home, Hometown, local area, location, Minecraft, Neighborhood, place of origin, post a picture, residential district, Roots, smp, street view, suburban scene, town view, urban landscape, urban living, village vibes, watch, where are you from

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right), or participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build a giant toilet out of pink wool in under 10 minutes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Llama Mafia” who roam the land on their trusty llamas, demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! And don’t forget to post a pic of your neighborhood – we need to make sure you’re not secretly a llama spy in disguise!

CraftyCreeper – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, CraftyCreeper, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, Game, general, guides, INFORMATION, Kissing dotards, League players, Lore, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Protracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Buildings Constructed:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with kissing dotards and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where you can battle it out with legendary heroes from Dota 2, all while building your own epic creations in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Pudge or Crystal Maiden to take down creepers and zombies?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and secrets waiting to be discovered. Unravel the mysteries of the Dota 2 universe while crafting your own story in Minecraft.

And if you’re a League player looking to expand your horizons, we’ve got you covered too. Our server is the perfect place to learn the ways of Dota 2 and show off your skills in a whole new world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate crossover of Dota 2 and Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP

character creation, Community, COSPLAY, costume design, cultural appropriation, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, FANTASY, Gaming, historical reenactment, identity exploration, immersive experience, interactive experience, ITALIANS, larp, live Action Role Play, Minecraft, new worlders, PastaCrafters, role playing, simulation, smp, storytelling

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where all the new worlders are required to larp as Italians! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that pasta and pizza are the true keys to success in Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to roleplay as a pasta-loving, pizza-eating Italian mobster while building epic structures and battling creepers?

Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advice, Anon, Anonymity, choose one, Community, decision, Decision making, digital communication, Dilemma, forum discussion, internet culture, Minecraft, online forum, online interaction, Options, PALS, peer pressure, PIXEL, r9k, Server, social media, Support, tough choices, user engagement

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Star Shards Collected:	188	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

balancing work and family, career, Company, company policies, family, family-friendly workplace, Fatherhood, holomem, holomems, Kids, MAMA, maternity leave, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting at work, paternity leave, Pregnancy, smp, work and kids, work and pregnancy, work-life balance, Working, working parents

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, anime industry, Censorship, content control, control, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fan Service, fanservice, list, long tail, Media, Minecraft, no more, regulations, restrictions, Server, Sorry., tags, television

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

Cinematic, classic, ff8, Final Fantasy, Gaming, generation gap, graphics, iconic, INTRO, Kino, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PlayStation, Retro, Rinoa, RPG, smp, Squall, storytelling, video games, zoomers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2752	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

BreadSRV

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Discord Linking, Enchant, Friendly, Geyser, Homes, max enchant level, Minecraft, non roleplay, Plugins, rules, Server, Small, Storyline, Survival, uberenchant

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Cumming, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, prostate awareness, prostate cancer, prostate cancer myths, prostate checkup, prostate concerns, prostate discomfort, prostate discomfort at night, prostate examination, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate inflammation, prostate issues, prostate pain, prostate pain relief, prostate problems, prostate symptoms, prostate treatment, Server, sexual health

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Votes:	7843	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.