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CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4678
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Void Armor Forged:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mines Excavated:	3643

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	152
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?