13 Colonies Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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awkward conversations, awkward situations, bathroom humor, bodily functions, bodily noises, breaking wind, crude humor, embarrassing bodily functions, embarrassing moments, FARTING, flatulence, funny questions, gastrointestinal issues, humor, Joined, Minecraft, passing gas, personal hygiene, Server, social norms, taboo subjects, taboo topics, uncomfortable questions

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Butts, don’t exist, dont, Exist, fem, FemBUTTS, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

zxccraft – plasmovoice – emotecraft Minecraft server

amogus, Conquer, construction, Emotecraft, Gaming, Hardware, Latest Versions, Minecraft, multi-threading, Plasmovoice, Players, Protection, Server, Skills, Take Over, zxccraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Votes:	4340
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Our advantage comes from the beginning, so to speak, from the basics, our hardware can withstand any load due to the multi-threading of servers, the protection of our server is at its best.

We always strive only for the best, which is why our server version is always on the latest versions.

You will be able to conquer other players with your construction skills, or maybe AMOGUS, maybe you would like to take over the entire server???

mc.zxccraft.ru

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Excellency, Italian, italian art, Italian beauty, italian craftsmanship, italian creativity, Italian Cuisine, Italian culture, italian design, italian excellence, Italian fashion, italian flair, Italian heritage, Italian history, italian innovation, italian luxury, italian passion, Italian pride, Italian style, italian tradition, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	8610
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Welcome to the most pasta-tively awesome Minecraft server out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of flying spaghetti monsters who showered them with diamonds and gold. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so Italian, even the creepers wear mustaches and shout “ciao” before exploding. And don’t even get me started on the pizza parties we have every Friday night. It’s a carb-filled extravaganza that will leave you saying “molto bene!”

So come join us on this Minecraft adventure filled with Italian excellence, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe how many meatballs you can fit in your inventory). Mangia, mangia!

The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

boy bands, girl groups, Korean music, korean pop, Kpop, kpop albums, kpop artists, Kpop Concerts, kpop culture, kpop entertainment, kpop fandom, kpop fans, kpop groups, kpop idols, kpop industry, kpop merchandise, kpop news, kpop songs, kpop trends, Minecart, Minecraft, Music, secret, smp, society

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, non-stop kpop music blasting in the background.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs gather to show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon has some killer dance skills!

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with rare kpop memorabilia and enchanted diamond swords that have been autographed by your favorite kpop idols.

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and let the music and madness begin!

Spooky Skelly Minecraft Server

Adventure, bones, Character, costume, creepy, eerie, FANTASY, gameplay, Halloween, Horror, Minecraft, Monster, October, role playing, role playing games, Scary, Server, skeleton, Skelly, spooky, Trick or Treat, Undead, video games

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in your boring human skin all day? Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest skeleton fantasies this Halloween!

Imagine roaming the pixelated lands as a spooky skeleton, scaring unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever you go. But beware, the other players may try to defeat you with their diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join us for a bone-chilling adventure like no other, where skeletons reign supreme and Halloween never ends. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the skeleton shenanigans begin!

Big T’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, applause-worthy, big, Big T, captivating audience, charisma, consistent success, crowd favorite, crowd pleaser, Entertainment, Epic, fan favorite, Impressive.., Minecraft, Performance, showmanship, skillful, smp, spectacular show, stage presence, standing ovation, talent, top performer, Unbeatable, winning streak

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7588
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness the legendary Big T in action as he dominates every single competition with his secret weapon – a pet chicken named Clucky who gives him superhuman Minecraft skills! Rumor has it that Big T once defeated an entire army of creepers using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even learn some tips and tricks from the master himself. Who knows, you might even discover your own superpower, like the ability to turn diamonds into chocolate cake with just a flick of your wrist. So come join us and let the craziness begin!

Manly Minecraft Server

Activity, Behavior, Consuming, Consumption, cultural expectations, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender roles in society, gender stereotypes, manly, Masculinity, masculinity in society, Minecraft, MODERN, Server, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Traditional

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ores Mined:	1771
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some testosterone into your gaming experience!

Join us if you want to prove your manliness by battling hordes of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and your bare fists. Show off your survival skills by building a fortress made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Manly Man Mountain, where players can climb to the top and shout their manliest battle cries to the entire server. And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the challenge of wrestling a pack of rabid wolves with nothing but a stack of raw porkchops.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and conquer the Minecraft world in the most epic way possible, join us now! Because on our server, being a manly man is the only way to play.

Media SMP Literacy

advertising, Analysis, Communication, critical thinking, digital literacy, education, fake news, information literacy, internet, Journalism, knowledge, Literacy, Media, media literacy, Propaganda, research, Skills, smp, social media, Technology, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of media literacy? Well, look no further because our server is all about that sweet, sweet media literacy! We believe that every block you place tells a story, and every creeper explosion is a metaphor for the dangers of fake news. Join us for a wild ride through the world of media literacy, where even the Ender Dragon is a symbol for the power of propaganda. So come on, join our server and let’s decode some pixels together!

GemCraft | Server & Community

better, Community, Constructive, Cross-Play, customized, Economy, Features, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, GemCraft, Interactive, MCMMO, Minecraft, MODERN, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Parkour, Server, Survival, Towny, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mines Excavated:	3141
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Why should I join? We are a fully customized server and community. We have most of the features you are familiar with and more. Not in the old and boring way, instead in a new, modern and overall better way. We love constructive feedback. It makes our server and community the best it can possibly be.

mc.gemcraftplay.net