🍆💦13 Colonies Minecraft Servers

Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you happier than a pig in a mud bath? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why waste your time with coitus when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join our server and become part of a community that is more tight-knit than a spider’s web. We have more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our virtual landscapes are so breathtaking they’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets he left behind?

So ditch the coitus and join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

CountryCraft: Yeehaw Edition

Anthem, British, British Isles, CountryCraft, culture, Edition, england, Flag, heritage, History, London, Monarchy, Music, national anthem, Official Theme Song, Patriotic, Post Country, pride, scotland, Theme Songs, tradition, uk, United Kingdom, Yeehaw

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the official theme song of the UK, played on repeat 24/7. Imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to the sweet sounds of bagpipes and drums. It’s a truly immersive experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

IdolCraft – Where Creepers Stan K-pop and Endermen Dance Like Idols

coni confetti, CREEPERS, Dance, e-sekai, endermen, Endless, fuyo cloverfield, genesis, Idol, idol company, idol corp, IdolCraft, idolEN, IDOLS, juna unagi, kai saikota, Kattarina Qutie, Kpop, Momo Otako, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Prism, rin penrose, roca rourin, stan, tsunderia, V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, yuko yurei

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where the mobs are as wild as the players! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing like a villager with a carrot.

Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We’ve got YouTubers like Kattarina Qutie and Nikki Rei leading the charge, taking on challenges that make mining for diamonds look like child’s play.

But wait, there’s more! Our Endless world is filled with characters like Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, and Momo Otako who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get us started on the idol Friends like Prism, Phase Connect, and V-Dere – they’ll make you feel like you’re in a virtual concert!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FurryCraft: Where Minecraft meets furfaggotry in the most hilarious way possible!

artist, Character, furfaggotry, Furrycraft, hilarious, important, Lesson, long trail tags, meets, Minecraft, Never, Path, tags, Trust

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of a community that will make you question all your life choices! Our server is so wild, it turned someone into a furfaggot! But don’t worry, we promise not to lead you down that same path…probably. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and life lessons you’ll learn on our server. Just remember, trust no one, except maybe our friendly moderators who are definitely not secretly plotting to overthrow the server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos and questionable decisions!

PunkCraft: Where every block is a suplex and every creeper is a heel turn!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as CM Punk in a wrestling ring! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a true shooter in the Minecraft world. Our community is full of hardcore players who are always ready to rumble, just like CM Punk himself. So if you’re ready to bring the smackdown to your fellow gamers and show off your skills, this is the place to be. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft champion and earn the respect of all the players in the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers vs. Blocky Heroes: The Ultimate Showdown!

Audience, battle, blocky, challenge, Community, comparison, Competition, Crafty, CREEPERS, Entertainment, First Person Shooter, Future, Gaming, Heroes, Impact, Industry, Marvel, multiplayer, overwatch, Rivals, showdown, speculation, success, Superheroes, Ultimate, video games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for epic battles between Marvel superheroes and Overwatch heroes as they fight for supremacy in the ultimate showdown.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ADD ADHD Craft: Where even the most baked players can’t scroll past the fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a giant rainbow llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about our exclusive mini-game where you have to race against a pack of evil villager zombies riding pigs? The winner gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly you around the server in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. Just be careful not to accidentally blow up the dance floor!

So come join us on our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled parkour course, then maybe you’re not cut out for this wild and zany server!

Blocky LOLcraft: Mine, Build, LOL! #CryptoFun

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has the ability to mint random Pepe NFTs! That’s right, while you’re building your epic creations, you could also be snagging some rare Pepe NFTs to add to your collection. But here’s the twist – each purchase could result in the NFT being randomly burned or rewarded! It’s like playing a game of NFT roulette every time you buy one. Who knows what kind of crazy Pepe you’ll end up with? Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem!

Minecraft QuirkCraft: Boku No Hero Academia Edition

Academia, action, Anime, Bakugo, Boku, boku no hero academia, Edition, Fight, final battle, Friends, Hero, Heroes, heroes vs villains, injured, INTENSE, left behind, Manga, Minecraft, Ochako, Powers, QuirkCraft, sacrifice, Shoto, showdown, Suspense, teamwork, Villains

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the final battle is about to go down! Bakugo, Shoto, and Ochako are all out of commission – looks like they partied too hard at the block party last night!

But fear not, because we have a secret weapon on our server – a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will lead us to victory with his powerful pecking skills. Join now and witness the epic showdown between players and mobs as we fight for control of the ultimate diamond castle!

Don’t be left behind like Bakugo, Shoto, and Ochako – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary Notchbeard the Pirate!

Zombie Family Fun Land

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling sharks that are actually Disney villains in disguise. Watch out for the psycho killer stereotype lurking around every corner, ready to make your Minecraft experience more intense than ever before.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of lols and hilarious moments to keep you entertained. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Void Gems Collected:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	9684

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	3373
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Essential 13 Colonies Minecraft Servers

Blocky Booty Call: Where Coitus Won’t Make You Happy

Stats November 22, 2024

CountryCraft: Yeehaw Edition

Stats November 22, 2024

IdolCraft – Where Creepers Stan K-pop and Endermen Dance Like Idols

Stats November 22, 2024

FurryCraft: Where Minecraft meets furfaggotry in the most hilarious way possible!

Stats November 22, 2024

PunkCraft: Where every block is a suplex and every creeper is a heel turn!

Stats November 22, 2024

Crafty Creepers vs. Blocky Heroes: The Ultimate Showdown!

Stats November 22, 2024

Blocky LOLcraft: Mine, Build, LOL! #CryptoFun

Stats November 22, 2024

Minecraft QuirkCraft: Boku No Hero Academia Edition

Stats November 22, 2024

Zombie Family Fun Land

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Farms Harvested:	893
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Farms Harvested:	807
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8628

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0