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ToldYaCraft: Where even the blocks have attitude!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Star Shards Collected:	88
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.

NoBeatOffUntilIGetMinecraftServer

adult entertainment, anticipation, asian massage parlor, employment, first paycheck, Happy Ending, job excitement, long tail tag, massage benefits, new job, NoBeatOffUntilIGetMinecraftServer, paycheck celebration, personal challenge, Relaxation, report back, REWARD, self-control, Start Date, tugjob, weekly pay

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to beat off until you get your first paycheck! And once you do, treat yourself to a massage parlor experience that’s 99% guaranteed to give tugjobs and more! Who needs a job when you can join our server and live out your wildest fantasies? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Penaldo Minecraft SMP Laughs

Alnassr, biased calls, biased officiating, controversial calls, controversial decisions, extra time, failed to score, fake penalty, football drama, football injustice, laughs, manipulated outcome, match fixing, Minecraft, Penaldo, referee bias, rigged game, ronaldo, smp, soccer scandals, sports controversy, unfair advantage, unfair treatment

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and witness the madness as our players pull off epic pranks, build jaw-dropping structures, and create alliances that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player, let’s call him Steve, managed to tame a whole army of wolves and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our admin once turned an entire village into a giant rollercoaster just for the fun of it. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players decided to have a dance-off in the Nether, with a ghast playing DJ!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes, make you laugh until your sides hurt, and give you stories to tell for years to come, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fake penalty)!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Store, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1874	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	89	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGART.MCMCMC.NET

Morphine Online Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why? Because we offer a unique feature where you can morph into any mob in the game, including a creeper, a cow, or even a dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Morphine Gang, a group of players who are addicted to morphing and will stop at nothing to recruit new members. Join them on crazy adventures as they wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages and prank their fellow players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild world of morphing and mayhem! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky side effects… like addiction to morphine. Oops, did we say morphine? We meant morphing, of course. wink

”Piece of Craft Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1797

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this lad who joined our server and instantly became a legend.

This lad was just minding his own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of creepers started chasing him. But instead of running away like a scaredy-cat, this lad whipped out a carrot and started leading them on a wild goose chase through the forest. The creepers were so confused that they ended up blowing themselves up, leaving behind a trail of diamonds for this lad to collect.

And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server. So if you want to be like this lad and win at everything you do, then join us now and become a Minecraft superstar!

x64x64

Anarchy, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Chaos, Combat, freedom, Hacks, Kingdom, KitPvP, Lawless, Loot, Mods, persistence, player-driven, power, PvP, restrictions, Survival, team-up, Wilderness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to x64x64 – The Ultimate Anarchy Server Experience!

Step into a lawless world where survival of the fittest is the only rule. On x64x64, chaos reigns supreme. There are no rules, no admins, and no boundaries. This is the perfect server for those who seek total freedom in a Minecraft environment. Whether you want to build, destroy, loot, or team up with others, the choice is entirely yours. Your journey begins with nothing but your instincts and skills to guide you.

Why Choose x64x64?

True Anarchy: No bans, no restrictions, no interference from staff – it’s a truly player-driven experience. Infinite Possibilities: With no borders or limitations, you are free to explore the vast wilderness and establish your own kingdom, or simply watch the world burn. PvP-Enabled: Engage in combat with others at any time. You never know who’s a friend or foe! No Resets: The world is persistent, with every structure, battle, and crater leaving its mark. History is written by the players. Freedom to Mod: Use any mods or hacks you wish – nothing is off-limits. In x64x64, trust is rare, and betrayal is common. Will you rise to power or fall to the chaos? The choice is yours. Join now, and experience true freedom in the world of Minecraft. Your survival is up to you.

x64x64.org

Solo Tourist Survival Minecraft Server

Adventure, authentic experiences, backpacking, budget travel, cultural diversity, Cultural experience, cultural immersion, Exploring, immersive travel, language barrier, Latin America, Latin American culture, local cuisine, Minecraft, Off the beaten path, safety precautions, Server, Solo, solo tourist, solo travel tips, Survival, Tourist, tourist attractions, travel

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2275
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner adventurer? Look no further than our server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through Latin America as a solo tourist. Will you survive the dangerous jungles, treacherous mountains, and mysterious ruins? Only the bravest players will make it out alive!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Plus, our community of players is always ready to lend a hand or team up for some hilarious antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive as a solo tourist in Latin America!

Trust Fund Band Minecraft SMP

American Dad, Animated TV Shows, Band, baskin robbins, comedy, Daddy’s Money, Entertainment, Family Guy, fund, funny, Hollywood, Inheritance, Kino, Minecraft, musician, rich kid, Seth MacFarlane, Singer, smp, Songwriter, success, talent, Trust, Trust Fund Band, Wealthy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where Seth MacFarlane is not only a Trust Fund Band, but also the ruler of our server! His dad, who worked at Baskin Roberts, left him a massive trust fund specifically for his band, and now he uses it to dominate the Minecraft world with his epic tunes and insane building skills. If you want to be part of this wild and wacky adventure, join us now and see if you can keep up with Seth and his trust fund shenanigans! Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get into on this server – it’s sure to be a blast!

Caledonia Survival

Auctions, Bedwars, Caledonia Survival, Community, Dungeons, Economy, esports, java, Lands, lifesteal smp, MCMMO, Minecraft, Multiverse, Mythicmobs, Oraxen, Parkour, Plugins, PvE, pvp arena, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, survival server, Tournament, Towny, Wildstacker

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Discover Caledonia Survival – Your 1.21.1 Minecraft:Java Experience, Consistently maintained by the team that brought you Caledonia Esports. A Tournament organiser that has been on the run since October 2022. The server consists of an ever growing community and a team dedicated to make this a one in a million experience for those who wish to join us on our journey. This Server has just recently been created and we hope to build an ever lasting community in the months/years to come

Immerse yourself in our Survival Server with more to come very shortly as we are working effortlessly to create extra dimensions and different servers to jump between such as, LifeSteal SMP, Bedwars, Skyblock, Spleef and a pvp arena. At the moment our server is growing at a phenomenal rate. We have plugins such as Lands, MythicMobs/Dungeons, Citizens, Mcmmo, Multiverse, Oraxen (Soon to be replaced by itemsadder), Auctions and wildstacker.

Join us at Caledonia Survival and experience Minecraft as its meant to be. all within a community that values your journey as much as you do.

caledonia.hyrealm.net

Sakura’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

#youtube, 3D streams, cover songs, Flower Fantasista, Flower Rhapsody, geek merchandise, hololive, holoWitches, information portal, Japanese talent, live performance, merch, MikoBoat, Minecraft, original songs, Paradise, PIXEL, sakura miko, Sakuras, Server, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, さくらみこ

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Crops Grown:	8673	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only currency is Sakura Miko coins, which can only be obtained by defeating virtual HoloWitches in epic battles!

But that’s not all – we have a secret MikoBoat that will take you on a wild ride through the virtual seas, filled with hidden treasures and surprises. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a 3D stream of Sakura Miko herself performing live on a virtual stage!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the Flower Fantasista world like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?)