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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9016 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 7150 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
1. Our server is so epic that even Notch himself wishes he could play here. 2. We have diamond ore that spawns every 5 seconds, so you’ll never run out of bling. 3. Our creepers are trained to do the Macarena dance before they explode, just for your entertainment. 4. The Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who drops sick beats while you fight him. 5. Our villagers have PhDs in trading, so you’ll always get the best deals. 6. The Nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava hot tubs and ghast pool parties. 7. We have a secret underground base where Herobrine hosts karaoke nights every Friday. 8. Our server is so exclusive that even Steve from Minecraft can’t get in without a special invite.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel land!