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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6675 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 418 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Ores Mined: | 2750 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!