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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8812 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3301 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 315127 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 331 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Join our server and learn how to hang a picture, unclog a sink, change a tire, and even plug in a stove! Our experienced staff will guide you through the process, just like a parent helping their clueless child.
But don’t worry, we won’t be too hard on you. Even if you keep making the same mistakes over and over again, we’ll still show up and help you out. It’s like having a virtual parent who will always be there to bail you out of trouble.
So if you’re tired of being clueless and want to learn some basic life skills, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even open that tool kit we gave you…eventually.