UK Dreamin’ Post-Trump SMP

Welcome to the Chaos Realm: A Server for the Disenchanted Desiring Escape from Reality!

Brace yourself as you plunge headfirst into the pixelated pandemonium of the Citizenship Abyss! In a world where reality and blocks blur, you’ve stumbled upon a server born from the chaos of a thousand muted political debates. Is it an escape? A trap? A cleverly crafted cosmic joke? Join us as we contemplate the existential question: Why pursue sanity when you can have cubical absurdity?

🏴‍☠️ The Great Migration! 🏴‍☠️

Legend whispers of a record-breaking migration to our realm—a flood of players shedding their earthly ties to embrace the glorious anarchy of Minecraft. What drove them? Was it Trump’s re-election or the siren song of diamond-encrusted chaos? Rumor has it that each block you mine brings you closer to the truth of interdimensional citizenship where boundaries are mere suggestions!

Features That Soon Might Get Us Banned!

Feature	Reality
Spawn in Bizarre Biomes!	Encounter strange creatures preaching about the virtues of pixelated nationalism!
Citizenship Quests	Prove your worthiness by crafting obsidian golems that can recite the Declaration of Cubic Independence.
Political Buildings	Unravel the labyrinthine structure of a floating parliament made entirely of TNT!
Conspiratorial Crafting	Concoct potions that hint at the deeper secrets of the universe, or just make some awful soup!
Citizenship Zombies	Former players who couldn’t distinguish between real life and Minecraft now roam the land. Avoid their existential dread!

🤯 Did You Know?

Our server was banned in 12 unlisted countries, but we’re not focusing on the why. After all, are rules not just more blocks to break?
Some say the server is a mirage created by the Coalition of American Citizens Lost in Minecraft™. Join at your own existential peril! 🌌

Testimonials (Most Are Horribly Misquoted or Just Misleading)

“Minecraft feels more real than reality after the last elections! It’s soothing to mine in peace.” – Random Confused Player
“I thought I was building a house; turns out I was constructing a metaphor for my disillusionment.” – Someone Who Should Probably Log Off

🔮 Secrets of Citizenship! 🚪

Rumor has it, there’s a secret chamber hidden beneath "The Block of Tranquility," accessible only by players willing to trade their sanity for enchanted tools! Once inside, prepare for a mind-bending journey through pixelates realms where truths are more fluid than water in a lava pit!

Frequently Asked Questions (That Will Spirally Confuse You Further!)

Q: Is this server really about escaping reality? A: Only if you believe it is. And if you do, you’re already lost!

Q: Are there actual benefits to citizenship? A: Only the benefits you craft for yourself—right before the world collapses!

🚨 Calling All Dissidents! 🚨

Join the Citizenship Abyss if you dare, where the boundaries of sanity and pixelation collide in a dance of chaos! Meet fellow far-flung souls who seek liberation from the shackles of logical thought. Invite your friends or your worst enemies—after all, in chaos, everyone is welcome! But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

Step into the void; let the chaos be your guide! 🌀

SelfLoveCraft Server
mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self love affirmations, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-hatred, self-love journey, SelfLoveCraft, Server
Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you dream of a world where you can build your own empire without fear of griefers ruining your masterpiece? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your prayers!
Join us on our server where the only thing you’ll be hating on is that pesky Ender Dragon. Our community is so supportive and loving that even the most self-loathing player will find solace in our pixelated paradise. We have therapists on standby to help you work through your issues and emerge from the mines a stronger, more confident player.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of self-love. Legend has it that if you can find their hidden village, they will teach you their ways and you’ll never doubt yourself again.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to self-hatred and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

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NoGriefJustMinecraft
coping mechanisms, coping strategies, emotional wellbeing, Exercise, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, holistic healing, meditation, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, NoGriefJustMinecraft, non-drinkers, non-smokers, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care, Sober, Stress Management, support system, Therapy
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere and start throwing emeralds at you. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re feeling down, just head to our virtual therapy llama who will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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ConsentCraft Minecraft Server
Approves, consent, ConsentCraft, crime, criminal justice, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Legal, legislation, Minecraft, new, Parliament, Poland, Polish, rape law, Server, sex, sexual assault, social change, victim rights, WOMENS RIGHTS
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting raped is your boredom! we have crazy laws like making it a crime to not have fun while playing. the polish parliament approves of our server because they know it’s the best place to escape reality and have a blast. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make even the most serious politicians laugh their butts off!

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LuxKreepCraft: Kim’s Russian Ride
Automotive Industry, Diplomacy, diplomatic gesture, economic cooperation, foreign relations, gift, global politics, headline, hybrid car, international relations, Kim, Kims, LuxKreepCraft, luxury car, political leaders, putin, Reuters, Ride, russia, Russian, south korea, state gift, summit meeting, world news
so like, imagine this, right? putin and kim jong un are like bffs now and putin was all like “yo kim, i got u this sick russian luxury car but it’s got south korean parts in it” and kim was like “omg putin u shouldn’t have” and now they’re cruising around in style together.
join our minecraft server and u can be part of this epic bromance too. imagine building a luxury car with russian and south korean parts in minecraft, that’s the kind of crazy stuff we do here. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where putin and kim hang out and plan world domination.
come join us for a wild ride filled with luxury cars, international diplomacy, and friendship goals. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

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IceMeltMadness
antarctic, antarctica, climate change, climate data, climate modeling, climate projections, climate science, climate variability, environmental impact, glaciology, global warming, ice melt, ice sheet dynamics, ice shelves, IceMeltMadness, meltwater, polar regions, regional climate models, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, water resources
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ice shelves are melting faster than you can say “creeper!” we got so much meltwater, you’ll be swimming in it like a drowned zombie! our climate models are so wack, you’ll be building snowmen in the desert! join now for a wild ride through the icy unknown, where the only thing colder than the ice is our sense of humor!

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Survivalmc Anarchy server
1.12.2, 3 Month old world, Anarchy, anti cheat, Crafting Dupe, Lava Flow, LavaCast, Survival, Suvival, True 1.12.2 Anarchy experience, Vanilla
welcome to survivalmc Anarchy server Crafting Dupe! 3 Month old world 1.12.2 Suvival Vanilla Anarchy Anti-Cheat Lava Flow 20% Faster than other anarchy servers Lavacast Faster True 1.12.2 Anarchy experience
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EmperixSMP: Where vanilla is semi, resets are a no-no, and 1.21 is the magic number!

Community, customized, Discord, EmperixSMP, Enhanced Features, gaming experience, hospitable haven, large builds, large goals, Magic, minecraft veteran, new, Nono, number, progress, progress preservation, pure vanilla, quality of life, Resets, Seasoned, Semi, smp, technical details, unique twist, Vanilla, Welcoming Community

Emperix SMP Server

Welcome to Emperix SMP Server!

The server has just gone live last week and is now open for everyone!

If you’re looking for a recently refurbished, but long standing community SMP, Emperix is the place to go! Equipped with a brand new, and genuinely active Discord server, Emperix SMP is a Vanilla+ SMP that focuses on quality of life, and the community, than it does anything else! Whether you prefer a vanilla experience or something more customized, this server caters to both preferences. Enjoy pure vanilla gameplay without any distractions, or explore our enhanced features for a unique twist on your gaming experience. Our focus is to bring a world where it will remain unaffected by resets for a large period of time, preserving your progress no matter which path you choose. This server will focus on making large builds or accomplishing large goals without the fear of a server reset anytime soon.

If anyone has any questions, or want to know more technical details about what’s included please direct them to the new Discord Server linked below, and the staff (myself included) will answer happily answer any questions!

How to Join:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/emperixmc Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or someone seeking a welcoming community, Emperix SMP offers a hospitable haven for all.

IP: play.emperixmc.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, but it also offers some enhanced features for a unique experience.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any server rules?	Yes, there are rules outlined in the Discord server that all players must follow.
Can I join with mods or cheats?	No, the server is meant for a fair and enjoyable vanilla gameplay experience.

SummerStrong Minecraft Server
30 degrees, climate, climate change, comparison, European, Europoors, Extreme Temperatures, global warming, heat wave, hot weather, Minecraft, Pussies, seasonal differences, Server, strength, Summers, SummerStrong, super mega hot, Temperature, toughness, Weak, weather conditions, weather patterns
Are you tired of those weak europoors and their measly summers? Join our Minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the temperatures are so hot, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the game! Our summers are so intense, they sometimes reach a scorching 30 degrees! Come join us and experience the ultimate heatwave while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs air conditioning when you have our super mega hot summers? Join now and feel the burn!

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PixelPals Minecraft Server
art, Artistic, artwork, Boy, call it a girl, confusion, Creative, creativity, draw, drawing, Expression, gender, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Identity, illustration, Minecraft, nonconformity, PixelPals, Server, sketching, societal norms, Stereotypes
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where boys are called girls and girls are called boys! It’s absolute chaos and confusion, but that’s what makes it so much fun! Who knows what kind of hilarious mix-ups and misunderstandings you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and join the madness!

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NoRoomForNoobs Minecraft Server
adhd, anti-vax, Boundaries, Communication, cousin-in-law, Eviction, family, family dynamics, financial mismanagement, Homeless, Housing, Job, mat leave, Minecraft, NoRoomForNoobs, personal space, Pregnancy, Privilege, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, Server, strangers
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise no entitled cousins or rude in-laws will be bothering you here.
Join us and build your dream virtual home without worrying about unwanted houseguests showing up uninvited. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can focus on crafting and mining to your heart’s content.
And don’t worry about being called “privileged” for wanting your own space – on our server, everyone is equal and free to play without judgment. Plus, we won’t judge if you spend all your in-game money on virtual nails instead of rent.
So come join us and leave the real-life family drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you forget to build a roof over your head, that is!

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