10. Health risks Minecraft Servers

10. Health risks Minecraft Servers

  • PenisShakeCraft

    PenisShakeCraft
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 9896
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Towns Built: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever shake someone’s hand and think, “damn, this hand probably touched a penis”? Well, on this server, it’s practically guaranteed! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and questionable handshakes. Who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll encounter here! Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the place to be! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re really germaphobic or something).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • House Breaker Minecraft SMP

    House Breaker Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 2543
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

    Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SibSassCraft

    SibSassCraft
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 5028
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Emeralds Found: 3021
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

    We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

    Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

    LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 1547
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Crops Grown: 1953
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Runes Activated: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

    First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

    But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RuinedPotentialCraft

    RuinedPotentialCraft
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 6396
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 244 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 174751 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

    Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

    So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

    MysticalCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 1420
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 489 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperClan

    CraftyCreeperClan
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 5764
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PlongieCraft

    PlongieCraft
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 9000
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Alien Abductions: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Information
    Server IP plongie.com
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    About PlongieCraft
    PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.
    Features
    – Choose from different classes and skills – Trade in a growing economy – Explore new structures and dungeons – Sail ships with cannons for PvP – Hire recruits to build an army – Find magical loot and special weapons
    Modpack
    – Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more – Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system – Not pay to win
    Additional Features
    – Screenshots available here and here – Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development – LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon – Proximity chat available – Server backups to prevent griefing
    Join the Adventure
    We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!
    FAQ
    Q: How can I join the server? A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
    Q: Are there different classes to choose from? A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
    Q: Is the server pay to win? A: No, the server is not pay to win.
    Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing? A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
    Q: Can I sail ships in the game? A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Future Craftrealm 1.21

    Future Craftrealm 1.21
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 4252
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 116
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5758

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • City Building Minecraft SMP

    City Building Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 7084
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

    Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

    BedroomBattles Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 2346
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Zombie Dances: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Meteorite Armor Created: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

    Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

    Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

    So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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