We have more diversity than the only black guy in your class with a shrimp dick and deep hanging balls – and we’re not afraid to show it off!
Plus, if you’ve ever had concerns about a black man’s peni, don’t worry, it’s totally normal here!
Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and regret nothing!
Join us if you want a server where you can pick and choose who you want by your side, just like this player who only wants the coolest characters in their party. We understand the importance of surrounding yourself with the right people, whether it’s in-game or in real life!
And hey, if you’re looking to avoid any drama like a runaway bridesmaid causing chaos at a wedding, then this is the server for you. We promise no high-functioning autistics causing trouble here – just good vibes and epic adventures!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find your perfect party members to conquer the blocky world with!
Experience the thrill of waiting 50 minutes for the manager to finally come out, all while being scolded for “calling too much” when he never even responded. But don’t worry, our server is filled with outrageous excuses and tone-deaf responses that will leave you in stitches.
And if you’re lucky, you might even get to interact with the real apartment manager who just got up, took a shower, and is now ready to open your apartment door. Who needs emergency contact hours when you have this level of chaos and confusion?
So come join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and absurd experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, the key to success is to always leave your keys behind and make sure to wake up the apartment manager at the crack of dawn!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds! Our server is so amazing that even Steve himself is jealous of all the cool features we offer.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro with the ability to build a castle in under 5 minutes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!