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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7550 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Ores Mined: | 4502 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise hospitality like no other! Just like how this mom promised lunch to her son’s friend’s family, only to have it canceled last minute – we promise you won’t be disappointed!
Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. Our server is so lit, even the hairdresser knows about it!
Don’t worry about disrespectful players, we have a strict no-cancellation policy. If you bail last minute, you’ll have to pay back in diamonds!
So come on over and let’s have a snack together, because pleasing everyone is exhausting but totally worth it on our server! See you there, unless you want to face the wrath of a pissed off boyfriend like Ron. 😂😂😂
Are you the asshole if you don’t join our server? Probably. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with last minute cancellations and tantrums here!
