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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4554 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 1107 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Towns Built: | 3 |
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