05Nobody Minecraft Servers

05Nobody Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyStuck Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 5248
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 New Chunks Explored: 98974
    Falling into the Void: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

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    Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

    So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SadDadGladLadMC

    SadDadGladLadMC
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 3092
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Endless Night Skies: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Votes: 5405
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

    Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

    Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PresidentialBrainVacancy

    PresidentialBrainVacancy
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 3376
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 364
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2

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    Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

    Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

    VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 8369
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2799 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

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    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

    YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Fuzzy Factions

    Fuzzy Factions
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 6276
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 4520
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Crops Grown: 6300
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 453

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

    SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 3786
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

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    Time for a Solar Game!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 9080
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

    But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

    Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

    CraftyShitters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 5638
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3469
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 245 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Mines Excavated: 4512 Chimeras Created: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 237 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ores Mined: 6199

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    Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DebateCraft Minecraft Server

    DebateCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 8182
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1656 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 8087
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Block and Roll

    Block and Roll
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 2502
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5749

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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