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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9307 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 228 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.
we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.
so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?
