039Retro Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, mental health, Minecraft, pet adoption, pet aggression, pet behavior, pet behavior issues, pet care, pet care challenges, pet ownership, pet ownership challenges, pet problems, pet rehoming, pet responsibilities, pet training, pet training difficulties, pet training responsibilities, rehoming pets, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of dealing with a naughty, aggressive dog that’s not even yours? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and relax without worrying about territorial dogs biting holes through ears.

We understand the struggle of living with a dog who thinks running around the block is a fun game and barking at the window all day is a full-time job. That’s why our server is a dog-free zone, so you can focus on your own virtual adventures without any distractions.

Don’t let a troublesome pup ruin your day – join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Who needs a break from reality when you can escape to a world where the only aggressive behavior you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

CouchPotatoCraft

aita, assumption, battle, Buy, Couch, CouchPotatoCraft, dog, Friend, Furniture, husband, in-laws, MIL, MONEY, re-doing, recliner, Refuse, Scratch, stand up, Style, Therapy, tv room

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and furniture wars.

Picture this: your in-laws bought a couch that your dog allegedly scratched, but it was hidden so no one noticed. Then, they give the couch to your husband’s friend, leaving you with a broken recliner couch in your TV room. Now, your husband is hinting that he wants you to buy them a new couch because, well, why not?

But fear not, on our server, you can escape the real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only battles you’ll be facing are against creepers and zombies. So come join us and leave the couch drama behind – unless, of course, you want to build a virtual couch empire in Minecraft!

TaxationIsTheftMC SMP

budget allocation, education, financial resources., fiscal policy, funds, Government, government finance, government funding, government revenue, government spending, Military, public finance, public infrastructure, public services, Roads, smp, social services, Taxation, taxation debate, taxation system, TaxationIsTheftMC, theft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	121
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Lol, bro, forget all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun. Plus, our president is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a secret treasure hunt where you can win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and every Friday night we have a dance party in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.

So forget about taxes and government stuff, come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because you’re gonna be laughing and playing for hours on end. See you in the game, bro!

TimeTravelingNightmares

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, cultural diversity, Electronic commerce., environmental degradation, gender equality, genetic engineering, Globalization, internet usage, lgbtq rights, mass surveillance, medical advancements, modern technology, nuclear weapons, Political Correctness, social media, space exploration, TimeTravelingNightmares, virtual reality, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499
Dimension Hops:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience something so wild and wacky that it would make a time traveler from 100 years ago faint in disbelief? Then come join our server where the chaos never ends!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. And that’s just the beginning!

Every hour on the server, a giant chicken wearing a tutu will descend from the sky and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their pet pig and bragging rights for eternity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Creeper Carnival” where creepers ride roller coasters, play carnival games, and even host a fashion show featuring the latest in explosive fashion trends.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (okay, maybe a little).

Spider Funnel Venom

antivenom production, arachnology, australian wildlife, biochemical studies, funnel, species differentiation, spider, spider biology, spider classification, spider identification, spider research, spider species, spider taxonomy, spider venom, Sydney funnel-web spiders, taxonomy, VENOM, venom research, venomous animals, venomous arachnids, venomous creatures, venomous insects, venomous spiders

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3749	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Sydney funnel-web spiders running around everywhere, but don’t worry, they’re actually three different species, so it’s like a spider party up in here. And get this, joining the server will help with antivenom production, like you’re basically a superhero saving lives just by playing Minecraft. Plus, we’re doing biochemical studies on spider venom, because why not? Who knew playing a blocky game could be so educational and life-saving? Join now and become a spider scientist, or just have a blast dodging venomous spiders while building your dream castle. It’s a win-win, bro.

EienCraft Extended 1.21

action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, Blaise Shinryu, COSPLAY, CunnieWhore, drawing, EIEN Archives., EienCraft, eiex, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, extended, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, mecha fan, Mira Monsoon, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, nier, retro games, Skye Senfort, Skye’s FAT tits Edition, Speedrunning, weeb, zatsu, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Crops Grown:	7003	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Skye’s FAT tits Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, we’ve got Ekkomori giving you a loud GFE, horror games, music, and ASMR. Plus, Amora Lumina is here being a silly noblewoman, speedrunning, and drawing like a boss. And don’t forget about FerumiKaipa, the unhinged tomboy who loves indie games and retro games. Skye Senfort is also here, a dorky mecha fan who slays at action games and zatsu, all while drawing like a pro. Nemo Nevermore might be a bit batshit crazy, but she’s healing and playing League, Animal Crossing, and Halo. Mira Monsoon brings the energy with horror games and drawing, while Blaise Shinryu is the ironic weeb who dominates action games, Nier, and cosplay. And let’s not forget Admyra Wyvernhart and CunnieWhore, they’re here too! Graduates like Kilia Kurayami, Zumi Dokumi, and Nanimo Navi are also part of our history. Check out the EIEN Archives for more info and hop on our server for a crazy good time! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it!

SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bedtime routine, Boyfriend, cramps, fixing blankets, Frustration, heavy sleeper, light sleeper, Minecraft, moving a lot, PCOS, relationship issue, restless, rubbing feet, selfish, Server, sleep disturbance, sleep issues, SleepyCraft, Tick, Upset, waking up

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4805
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of your boyfriend ruining your beauty sleep with his constant nagging about your bedtime habits? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feet can rub together in peace without anyone waking you up to fix the blankets!

On our server, you can build a cozy virtual bed with blankets that never get messed up, no matter how much you toss and turn in your sleep. Say goodbye to PCOS cramps keeping you up at night, because in this magical land, you can sleep soundly and pain-free.

Join us now and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to sleep however you want, without any interruptions from pesky boyfriends. It’s time to reclaim your bedtime bliss on our server!

MommasBoyCraft

Assertiveness, attitude, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, listening skills, MommasBoyCraft, personal responsibility, perspective, relationships, Respect, tone of voice, trigger response, Understanding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Alien Abductions:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3367	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and heated arguments you could ever want.

Our server is like living in an apartment complex with your boyfriend, his mom, and his brother – but with a Minecraft twist! Imagine sharing a carport with them and dealing with the constant drama of who left their stuff out. Will you be the one to call out your boyfriend for not covering his belongings, or will you be the one causing chaos by leaving your stuff out?

Get ready for epic battles, emotional meltdowns, and passive-aggressive comments in the chat. Join now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyBlingCraft

CraftyBlingCraft, durable goods, expensive but worth it, extravagant purchases, high price tag, high-end items, investment pieces, justified price, long-lasting, luxury brands, Luxury items, not a rip-off, Overpriced, premium products, quality products, splurge-worthy, top-notch quality, value for money, worth it, worth the cost, worth the investment

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server where everything seems overpriced at first, but is actually worth every blocky penny!

Our server is like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance to disco music. We have a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure chests guarded by friendly zombies who just want to give you hugs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and explore our vast world in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure and discover why everything may seem overpriced, but is actually worth it in the end!

Cash4Guns Minecraft Server

ak-47, amnesty program, cash for guns, Cash4Guns, Community Outreach, crime reduction, firearm trafficking, firearms, gun buyback, gun control, Gun Violence, illegal weapons, incentive program, law enforcement, machine gun, mexico, Mexico government, Minecraft, Public Safety, rifle, Server, streets, Violence prevention

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	142
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server that pays you cash to get rid of guns? well, this server is like mexico but on steroids, they be offering $1,200 for an AK-47 and $1,300 for a machine gun! like, who needs real guns when you can just trade them in for cash in minecraft, amirite? join now and make bank while keeping the streets safe, it’s a win-win situation, bro!