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SMPBag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive #6041

4koma, Account XP, Archive, Atsuko, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, guides, Hards, Hiyori, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Saori, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, SMPBag, Total Assault

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle Perorodzilla in a field, wear special armor to face the fury of Set, and witness the final volume of The Two Girls’ Wish unfold before your very eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of swimsuits and dresses with limited edition characters like Saori, Hiyori, and Hina. And don’t forget about the welfare character Atsuko, who will make sure you’re always taken care of in this wild and wacky server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

EmeraldSpyCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Breach, Cyber Security, Diplomatic, EmeraldSpyCraft, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign relations, Government, Infiltration, intelligence, Interference, International, investigation, ireland, Minecraft, Official, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Spying, Surveillance

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

so like, u kno how russia be all sneaky sneaky and stuff, well they be spyin on ireland now too! like wut?!? but dont worry, we got u covered on our minecraft server! come join us and spy on russia while building epic castles and stuff. we got secret missions and hidden treasures that will make u feel like a real spy, but without all the danger and stuff. plus, we have the best potato farms in all of minecraft, just like in ireland! so come join us and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

KremlinCraftEU

cyber attacks, digital propaganda, disinformation campaigns, EU, Europe, fake news, foreign interference, germany, influence operations, information warfare, intelligence, Kremlin, KremlinCraftEU, Manipulation, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Russian disinformation, SECURITY, Target, threat

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	3776	Falling into the Void:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in germany! the russians are always trying to mess with us but we just laugh it off because we have the best community ever! we have so many crazy stories like the time a player built a giant potato statue to ward off the russian trolls. you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, so come join the fun and see for yourself!

Arenum Minecraft server

1.18.2, administration, city system, Community, discord server, free, friendly players, Game, License, Map, Minecraft, minecraft launcher, Pirated Version, Players, Plugins, resource pack, rp, Rp situations, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
New Chunks Explored:	281773	Emeralds Found:	903
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Arenum – Rp Minecraft server on version 1.18.2. You can enter the server from a pirated version, and it’s completely free. The main goal of the server is to gather a small, quiet community of players who love to create and play out Rp situations. To play on the server, you do not need to play Minecraft well or have experience in Rp, friendly players and the administration will teach you all this. The server has a city system, Rp plugins, as well as a resource pack that deepens the game Ps has its own map (not vanilla generated, and not a world map). To get to the server, you need to go to the Discord server and follow the instructions. If you are not familiar with Minecraft, then in that channel there will be a link to download the pirated launcher and a site with the purchase of a license. We are looking forward to seeing you on our server. Have a good game!

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CraftyCash Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, augmented reality, CraftyCash, Customizable, Cutting Edge, digital experience, Entertainment, FANTASY, futuristic, Gaming, holographic technology, holostar, immersive experience, innovation, Interactive, million dollars idea, Minecraft, personalized, Sci Fi, self-insertable, Server, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Towns Built:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t be the star of the show? Well, look no further than our server, where you can insert yourself as a self-insertable Holostar! Imagine riding around on a diamond-encrusted llama while shooting fireballs from your eyes – that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its beak. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power to turn any block into a stack of diamonds. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a magic feather, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to that chicken boss).

YT-DLPowerShellMinecraftSMP

Automation, batch file, command line, command prompt, configuration, customize, execute, Launch, Open, powershell, programming, run on startup, scripting, set default, shell, software, Start, Terminal, windows, yt-dlp, YTDLPowerShellMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the power to summon a dragon to do your bidding, ride a flying pig into battle, and even turn your enemies into harmless chickens! But that’s not all – every time you open Powershell, yt-dlp will start playing your favorite meme videos on loop, because why not?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

CraftySis Minecraft Server

AUNTIE, Birthday, build a bear, chameleon, CraftySis, decision, FITS, gift, Jealousy, little sister, Mall, Minecraft, Pineapple, PLUSHIE, Server, sharing, Shelf, shopping spree, stealing, TUTU, Upset, WIBTA

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	623951	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Are you tired of sibling drama ruining your birthday vibes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where plushie-stealing sisters don’t exist! Our server is a chameleon-friendly zone, where you can build your own virtual Pineapple plushie without fear of jealousy or tantrums.

Immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise where you can create your own chameleon kingdom, complete with tutu-wearing plushies galore. No need to share with pesky siblings here – your Pineapple plushie will be safe and sound in your virtual world.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the sibling drama behind. Build, craft, and play to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone stealing your precious Pineapple plushie. Join now and let the chameleon adventures begin!

NoHatersAllowedMC

Asian American wedding, boundary setting, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, disrespectful behavior., family drama, family dynamics, family traditions, guest list management, NoHatersAllowedMC, wedding alcohol, wedding coordination, wedding culture, wedding etiquette, wedding food, wedding guests, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding security, wedding traditions

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Dragons Tamed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of random people crashing your wedding just for the free food and booze? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where only invited guests are allowed! No more distant relatives or family friends showing up uninvited and causing a scene.

We have a guest list coordinator in place to ensure that only those with invitation cards can attend. And if anyone tries to sneak in, our bouncers will kick them out faster than you can say “I do.”

Just like the bride and groom in this story, stand your ground and say “Is this my wedding or yours?” when someone tries to gatecrash. Don’t let anyone ruin your special day, even if they call you “westernized” for sticking to your guns.

Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of wedding crashers in a virtual world. Who knew planning a wedding could be this entertaining?

RealWorldSadness Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, Challenges, Competition, coping mechanisms, disappointments, disillusionment, Expectations, Hardships, harsh truths, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, PRESSURE, Real World, RealWorldSadness, responsibilities, sad reality, smp, society, stress, Struggles, Survival, work life

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchantments Applied:	134	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	4488

Tired of adulting and dealing with real-world responsibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you need to worry about is building epic structures and surviving creepers! Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and awkward small talk at social gatherings. In our world, the only drama is when someone steals your diamonds or accidentally sets your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. So come join us and escape the sad reality of adulthood!

Blockin’ Life’s Path

Blockin, comfort zone, comparison, fear, fear of failure, fear of success, lack of clarity, lack of confidence, lack of direction, lack of motivation, lack of opportunities, lack of resources, lack of skills, lack of support, Lifes, limiting beliefs, negative beliefs, past traumas, Path, perfectionism, procrastination, self-doubt, self-sabotage

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	9417

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of mediocrity! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens!

Imagine a world where the grass is made of cotton candy, the oceans are filled with rainbow-colored fish, and the mountains are made of pure chocolate! On our server, the possibilities are endless and the absurdity knows no bounds.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive mini-games like “Llama Racing” and “Zombie Disco Party”. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant pink unicorn somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane and embrace the madness on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back. And who knows, you might even discover what’s been holding you back in life all this time – a severe lack of pixelated insanity!