003_ Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

> Game sucks ass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that suck ass? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their poultry revolution?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to challenge his authority. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be warned, things may get a little…weird.

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the mythical bacon tree, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a stack of emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the coop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Tiny-MC.org

classic mechanics, Community, Fair Gameplay, Fun, Golden Shovel, Land claiming, Minecraft, minimal plugins, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Simple fun survival See you in the wild Classic survival mechanics with no unnecessary frills Land-claiming with the Golden Shovel to protect your builds A Welcoming Community Fair Gameplay Minimal Plugins

tiny-mc.org

M’Monday Fauna Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2420
Towns Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! Join us for karaoke nights, where we sing like creepers in heat. Our schedule is so unpredictable, it’s like trying to find diamonds in a desert biome. Plus, we have an exclusive Ara Ara button for those who need a little extra spice in their gaming experience. And don’t forget to report, hide, and ignore grasshoppers and their bait – they’re the real creepers of the Minecraft world. So come join us, where the only thing more unpredictable than our streams is trying to find a llama in a village.

Minecraft SMP – Speedy the Blockhog Hangout

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to a Very Sonic Christmas. We even have an exclusive Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Did you know that our members once built a giant Sonic statue made entirely out of diamonds? Or that we hold weekly races on our custom-built Sonic Rumble track, complete with loop-de-loops and boost pads?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chaos Emeralds hidden somewhere in our world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join The Sonic the Hedgehog General SMP today!

MWorld.ru Minecraft server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Come join our server!

We’re having fun!

mworld.mc-join.ru:20105

Obscure Video Game Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	113
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Hey hey gamers, forget about those boring mainstream games and come join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it past their deadly gaze.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a gang of mischievous chickens armed with diamond swords. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. One moment you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re being chased by a ghostly explosion – it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

TikTok No Longer Being Banned Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride around on a llama wearing a top hat? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the annual Creeper Derby, where players ride creepers like horses and try to be the last one standing. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fight to the death using nothing but blocks as weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community in the Minecraft universe. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether!

hardrockskyblock

Community, Discord, Economy, hardrockskyblock, Minecraft, New Year, Parkour, planned servers, Server, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

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