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StretchyPixelLove

acceptance, Apology, body goals, body image, body positivity, comfort, Communication, Conflict, diets, emotions, FITNESS, Girlfriend, Irritation, misunderstanding, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, Sexy, stretch marks, StretchyPixelLove, Support

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crops Grown:	5593
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Because why not! The chicken statue became a landmark on our server, attracting players from all over who wanted to see this majestic poultry in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you may just catch a glimpse of this mythical creature.

So come on, join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stretch marks and arguments when you can have chicken statues and Diamond Unicorns? See you in the game!

Blocky Bro Banter

banter, blocky, Bro

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ask men all those inappropriate questions you’ve been too afraid to ask. Want to know why they always leave the toilet seat up? Or why they can’t seem to find anything in the fridge even though it’s right in front of them? Our server is the place to get all the answers you never knew you needed. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, Steve, once defeated a creeper with nothing but a carrot. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and let the hilarity ensue.

DownUnderSpyCraft

#covert operations, #intelligence gathering, Australia, Cyber Security, defence tech, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic relations, DownUnderSpyCraft, Espionage, espionage activities, espionage tactics, foreign affairs, foreign interference, Government, Indian spies, intelligence agencies, international relations, national security, politicians, SECURITY, Surveillance

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Farms Harvested:	320
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got, like, secret agents from australia and india, like, spying on each other. it’s, like, a whole spy vs spy situation, but in minecraft. you gotta see it to believe it, bro. plus, we got, like, politicians and defense tech being targeted, it’s, like, a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be epic!

”EliteCraft Minecraft Server”

community impact, criminal behavior, EliteCraft, emotional trauma, gun control, Gun Violence, law enforcement, mass shooters, mass shootings, Media influence, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Psychological Factors, public health crisis, Public Safety, Senseless Violence, Server, social responsibility, societal issues, societal values, Tragedy, Violence prevention

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	136	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Farms Harvested:	807	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret weapon against mass shooters – they never target our players because they know we’re too awesome to mess with! Plus, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

MineCraft Server: WarpSpeedCraft

Accelerate, ADVANCE, Boost, drive forward, Expedite, facilitate, fast track, gain momentum, hasten, Hurry, increase velocity, long tail tags: speed up, Minecraft, Prompt, propel, push ahead, quicken, rev up, Rush, Server, spur on, step on the gas, stimulate, WarpSpeedCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Emeralds Found:	2722	Magic Items Found:	5962
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server will have you accelerating into a whole new level of fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs like they’re race cars, battling evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and diving into lava pools for a chance to win rare loot (don’t worry, we have fireproof armor).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride and accelerate your Minecraft experience to the next level!

WifelessWonders Minecraft Server

aita, arranged marriage, car accident, emotional attachment, feeling control, Flame, huge asshole, insta story, labeling, late wife, Minecraft, moving on, mutual friend, not giving a fuck, online dating, parents’ opinion, Server, shock, trip to Thailand, twisting, WifelessWonders, wondering

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is optional and grief is quickly forgotten! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s arranged marriage.

Forget about emotional attachments and dive into a world where you can move on from your spouse’s demise faster than you can say “creeper”. Explore exotic locations like Thailand with your colleagues and post insta stories without fear of judgment from late relatives or friends.

Our server is perfect for those who value freedom and don’t let societal norms dictate their emotions. So come on in and show us your true colors, even if they’re labeled as “asshole” by others. Who knows, you might just find a new friend who understands your unique perspective. Join now and let the adventures begin!

Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

birthmark, BLACKJACK, Boyfriend, braces, concealment, cryptocurrency, Defending, Divorce, doesnt, English, foreigner, Invisalign, mom, moms, poker face, private school, public school, Responsible, savings, self-control, Tutor, Understanding

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

BuddyBucks Minecraft Server

Borrowing, BuddyBucks, ethical dilemma, financial assistance, financial decision-making, financial favors, financial responsibility, financial support, financial trust, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, Generosity, helping friends, lending money, loaning money, Minecraft, moral obligation, peer pressure, personal finance, Repayment, Server, trustworthiness

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7172
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Void Armor Forged:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about lending money to friends again! Our virtual economy is so booming, your friends will be begging YOU for diamonds instead of cash. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find its hidden coop. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your wild adventure today!

AutoTuneAnthem

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Join our Minecraft server and discover the answer to life’s greatest mystery: What song do you think we all automatically know? Rumor has it that if you listen closely while mining for diamonds, you can hear the sweet melodies of this legendary tune echoing through the caves. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are all secretly pop music aficionados. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the universe while building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out on our server like never before!

CraftyConvictsMC

Conscientious objectors, consequences, Consequences of refusal, CraftyConvictsMC, criminal cases, draft dodging, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal, legal actions, legal consequences, Military, military duty, military service, national service, prosecution, Refusal to serve, russia, Russian law, Russian media

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	9428	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Russian military can’t handle it? Well, look no further, cuz we got more than 10,000 criminal cases opened in Russia for refusal to serve in military – Russian media!

Join our server and dodge the draft like a pro while building epic castles and battling mobs with your squad. Who needs the military when you can be a Minecraft warrior, am I right?

So come on down and join the chaos! Just make sure to watch your back for any Russian military officials trying to drag you away from your epic gaming adventures. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!